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Katherine Laprell in an episode of Too Hot to Handle (s6e3)

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (11:19 pm)July 25, 2024 (11:41 pm) ... no comments.

A group of determined singles visit paradise to meet, mingle, and remain celibate for their chance to win $100,000. Self-gratification is also forbidden.

They actually give Larry David a credit for this lame reality show.

Based on: “The Contest” from Seinfeld; by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld

There is no nudity in this series, but in season six they finally let a bit of Katherine’s butt escape the censor.

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Scarlett Bloom topless in Rule of Thirds (2024)

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (11:08 pm)July 25, 2024 (11:10 pm) ... no comments.

While traveling out to the desert for a shoot, Monte Ashcroft, a world class editorial photographer, meets his new muse in Dakota Thompson, a local server at a desolate diner. Their connection is instant and profound, with the exception of one big secret.


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Paris Hilton – almost topless, covered only be a sheer top

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (10:34 pm)July 25, 2024 (10:34 pm) ... 2 comments.

You almost have to give her some grudging respect. Who could have predicted twenty years ago that Paris Hilton would be a … er … celebrity in 2024? She doesn’t have the talent of Helen Hayes, or even Gabby Hayes. She doesn’t have the brains of Neil Degrasse Tyson, or even Mike Tyson. Yet somehow her fame has endured.


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You also have to tip your cap to her for looking like this at 43.

It’s good to be rich.

This week’s sexiest social media posts

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (10:07 pm) ... no comments.

“SCORCHING CELEBRITY MOMENTS: BEBE REXHA’S TOPLESS BIKINI PIC AND MORE“

Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (9:55 pm) ... 2 comments.

Ah, the eternal Olympic flame. May it always burn.

But what if it accidentally goes out? Who is prepared to act?

At first blush, Snoop seems like an eccentric choice for the job, but they wanted a celebrity, and he’s the only one who always carries a lighter.

Phyllis Davis nude outtakes from Terminal Island (1973)

Scoop, July 25, 2024 (12:17 am)July 25, 2024 (3:19 am) ... 6 comments.

“Terminal Island” is a uniquely dreadful exploitation film set in the near future where convicts are marooned on an island and must fend for themselves. Like an alternate universe version of “Survivor” except with a bit more brutality, slavery, sex, and death.

Clips: Here, beautiful Phyllis Davis exhibits perfect form in a seduction bathing scene. Of interest to students of film (and pulchritude) is the final edited version followed by several rare and revealing out-takes that are well worth a look.

Sample:

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Here is what the finished film looked like:

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(HD film clip in the comments area)

Constance Allen naked in Elysia (1933)

Scoop, July 24, 2024 (11:44 pm) ... 6 comments.

Elysia is another film about nudist camps, and is available on the same Blu-Ray as Unashamed, which I covered earlier. It is a pseudo-documentary with a minor fictional overlay. It appears that Constance Allen plays the only fictional character in the film, “Prudence Kent.” If IMDb’s info is correct, the other characters play themselves. For example, the guy playing the director of the nudist camp is putatively the actual director of Elysia, and Elysia is an actual nudist camp.


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As somebody noted in comments section of the Unashamed article, Elysia is in the public domain and most of it is online.

I collected some newspaper clips about the beautiful Constance Allen. You can read them all if you like. I placed them in a .zip file if you’re interested. The articles include some photographs.

Here is a quick summary of what the articles say:

  • There is no information about her prior to November, 1933, when she won a beauty contest in the L.A., area.
  • She was either 19 or 20 in November-December of 1933, when this film was released. (Sources vary. I assume 19 is correct, since that age is cited in legal proceedings regarding her contract negotiations)
  • She promoted this film diligently, appearing live after screenings to answer questions, mostly about nudism and the camp, but also about beauty tips, and I suppose anything else she was asked about.
  • The film was quite a cult hit, playing in a single theater, selling out every night for several weeks.
  • RKO was impressed enough with her beauty and work ethic to offer her a one year contract for $300 per week, a lot of money in 1933, during the nadir of the Depression. According to the inflation calculator that’s equivalent to $7,000 per week in 2024. (And in terms of some buying power, it’s worth even more than today’s $7,000. For example, one could buy a brand-new Ford for $300 then. The average blue-collar worker made $21 per week. The average major league ballplayer made $6000 per year – less than half of Ms. Allen’s pay.)
  • I hope she saved that money, because nothing came of her career. Per IMDb, she has no other film credits, and the only other mention of her after 1933 is a picture in July of 1935 that shows her as an extra in a cheesy pirate-themed festival in Santa Barbara. (Her RKO contract would have expired in December of 1934, and apparently was not renewed. I assume her 1934 work consisted of crowd scenes and other such insignificant assignments.)

Whatever happened to … Amanda Bynes?

Scoop, July 24, 2024 (6:07 pm)July 24, 2024 (11:57 pm) ... 2 comments.

She was absolutely everywhere in the first decade of the millennium. She won the Kid’s Choice award for “Favorite Television Actress” four consecutive years. I don’t think she ever did a nude scene in her heyday, but Mr. Skin caught a Bynes nip-slip, or maybe a near miss, in a film called Lovewrecked (2005), when she was about 20.

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As an adult, she has had a difficult row to hoe. She has struggled with substance abuse, mental illness, severe weight gain, etc. She was briefly under a conservatorship.

Basically, the Hollywood life chewed her up and spit her out


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More info from Wikipedia

Rihanna in a schoolgirl outfit, flashing her booty

Scoop, July 24, 2024 (5:00 pm)July 24, 2024 (11:23 pm) ... no comments.

I’m not sure of the premise of this short clip. I assume those are not her street clothes. Is it part of a music video?

“Lindsey Pelas Nipple Pokies at the Premiere of Twisters!”

Scoop, July 24, 2024 (4:57 pm) ... no comments.

Lindsey Pelas showing cleavage and nipple pokies in a gold dress at the red carpet premiere of Twisters in Westwood!

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