From Interview magazine, December 2022

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Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
In this film clip, she is posing for the 2025 Pirelli Calendar. Samples: Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
We never know how old these videos are. Because we do see her in public every so often, I don’t buy in to Soused Stepdad’s claim that she’s dead or in captivity, although if she’s faking her own life, that kinda makes her the anti-Scoopy, and I tip my hat…
MISSING EYEBROWS ALERT!
If anyone finds Amelia’s eyebrows, please return immediately