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Biden’s chance of winning the election is now down to 12%, according to Polymarket. He is now in third place! That exchange indicates that Kamala Harris is now more likely to win the 2024 election than Biden, although they are both long shots. Trump’s current “stock” price is based on…
It’s ol’ Disco Joe, as they call ‘im! Man, that guy can get down! Oh, yeah, we’re doin’ the Mitch Ya just stand still like a bitch (Doin’ it, doin’ it) I wish all guys would dance like this. I’m a poor dancer, but in a world of Bidens, I…
(Various sources) Biden shit the bed so bad that the Secret Service changed his code name to “Amber Heard.” His brain was so vacant that Red Lobster tried to sell its contents. Joe Biden loves trains, but apparently not the kind “of thought.” Biden needs to be replaced by somebody…