Trump threatens to change Lake Ontario’s name to Lake America amid trade fight with Canada.
I just realized the answer to my question in the headline. He’s obviously saving his name for Lake Superior. Ontario is small potatoes. For another great lake, why not Lake Scoopy to honor his old Fordham schoolmate? Superior is too grand for me, but I’ll be happy with one of the smaller lakes.
Not Erie, though. That one could be Lake Other Crap.
If I were Trump, I would be selling the right to rename the lakes to corporations, like they do with baseball stadiums. Lake Kum & Go has a nice ring to it. How about Lake Master Bait and Tackle?
Canada should retaliate by calling Seattle, Lower Vancouver or Lake Erie, Lake Epstein.
Lake Epstein would be genius!