Near nudity at the swankiest, bullshittiest event of them all

Scoop, May 5, 2026 (1:49 am)May 5, 2026 (2:19 am)

The 2026 Met Gala

Doechii, Doja Cat, Gigi Hadid

Isla Johnston, Odessa A’zion, Simone Ashley

I thought the sexiest was Doechii. I have only the vaguest notion of who she is, I don’t know how to pronounce her name, and I never saw her face look this good before, but she came oiled up and ready for this one.

One more look that shows the see-thru effect:

One last note on the Met Gala: For Heidi Klum, every day is Halloween.

If you are really into it:

* Vogue reviews the near nudity

* Buzzfeed reviews the near nudity

* Elle reviews the near nudity

Beauty

Latest Comments

thevoid99 on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Agreed. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮” May 4, 23:25
Mikey on Sook-Yin Lee nudography: “I was vaguely disappointed in it, to be honest. I mean, I thought the concept of “let’s do a serious…” May 4, 23:19
Veil on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Not hot…” May 4, 22:53
Scoop on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “I agree, Bianca is the GOAT. It will be tough for anyone to top last year’s Grammy appearance. I think…” May 4, 21:46
Dingo on Bianca Censori walking around L.A. nearly naked, as is her wont: “Brooks Nader needs to up her game. Bianca is the GOAT of see-throughs. I would like to see the two…” May 4, 21:26
Sean on Brooks Nader was essentially naked at a swanky bullshit event: “She bought ’em, her right to show ’em off” May 4, 19:40
Hanzo the Razor on Sook-Yin Lee nudography: “Wow, had no idea she was a veejay, this would be like if my 80s crush Martha Quinn mooned MTV…” May 4, 19:20
Hanzo the Razor on Brooks Nader was essentially naked at a swanky bullshit event: “More like the TIT Gala” May 4, 19:13

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