Rubi Rose bootylicious on Instagram

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1. I am not primarily an ass-man myself – it’s more tits and bush for me, thank you. But occasionally this site posts a backside pic that is truly inspiring, even for somebody like me, and this pic of Rubi is an example. But I do fear that she might have more ass than I could reasonably handle, at least on a regular basis. I hope she has some energetic young guy who can take that on.

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2. Good Lord!

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3. I don’t know who that is. But I would definitely eat her ass

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4. “The more gargantuan the ass, the tinier the brain.”
   – Einstein’s other theory of relativity.

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   1. One of my ex-wife’s professors said that there was almost a perfect one-to-one correlation between a woman’s cup size and the grade she earned in his class.

      I doubt it, but I wonder if there is any relationship, however slight.

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      1. Professors’ priorities are

         1. Servicing existing grants

         2. Applying for future grants

         3. Trying to die with 2000+ publications to their names

         4. Peer-reviewing other groups’ papers

         5. Supervising grad students

         6. Trying to craft 14-syllable bits of jargon that will be in circulation 150 years after they die

         7. Doing actual research themselves

         8. Having an actual life outside of work

         9, at best. Teaching

         So honestly, I’m buying it – at least for straight male profs. If a sweet undergrad smuggles some nice balloons into your office hours, that might be the only thing you remember when giving out final grades. Which, remember, is the last thing you’ve got to do before you get the fuck out of there for the semester.

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         1. I think you misinterpreted what he was saying, to the point where you think the opposite may be true. He was contending that the women who got As had A cups, down to Ds for D cups, so if women reported their cup size, he could just assign that as a grade and not often be wrong.

            Again, I do not subscribe to this theory.

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            1. Yeah, took it totally bass ackwards