She turns 40 next month

When she looks her best, nobody looks better.
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At times you can see that her breasts are covered with patches or some kind of plaster, but some frames seem like the real deal. Colorized: Original: Video: Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
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This is a gentle fantasy film targeting a female audience. As of now, it is virtually unseen (72 votes at IMDb), but is now streaming on Prime and Apple TV. Retreating to a cabin her late mother believed was magical, a skeptical Eve meets Danni, a witch whose secrets challenge…
Her husband is near 60..
Lucky barsteward.
Hubs apparently has gotten really busy with Alex with that thigh gap of hers and her tight bod overall.
Reminds me of my friend’s mom at her HS reunion – “Well, Jan, you’ve certainly kept your figure well.” “Oh, I fuck a lot.”
Forty is the new thirty.
In her case, the new 20. (Is it live or is it Memorex? Er … I mean Photoshop.)
I thought 1.4142 was the new 3.14159.
6, 7
Lol
Fun fact: mentioning “root two” while stroking your pocket protector is like a secret handshake for setting up a threesome at a math conference.*
(*note: may or may not be a fact)
So many things may or may not be facts these days. Oh, well, better to live in hope. Where do you buy a pocket protector these days.
Of course she is. She continues to be fucking perfect. It’s disgusting.
Hey, apparently she’s back on the market!