She turns 40 next month

When she looks her best, nobody looks better.
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Danish mini-series. (Literally: One of us is trembling.) Five episodes of 15 minutes each. The entire series is online, but is only accessible in Denmark. When Silvia and Mikkel fall in love with each other, a hope for understanding and recognition arises, but it all hurts when there’s so much…
French coming-of-age drama An adolescent girl discovering her sexuality and newfound self through her passion for horses at a rural riding center during the summer of 1998, escaping her stifling family dynamic. I didn’t expect this nudity. Billie Blain hasn’t done a nude scene since 2019, and Zabou hasn’t done…
Her husband is near 60..
Lucky barsteward.
Hubs apparently has gotten really busy with Alex with that thigh gap of hers and her tight bod overall.
Reminds me of my friend’s mom at her HS reunion – “Well, Jan, you’ve certainly kept your figure well.” “Oh, I fuck a lot.”
Forty is the new thirty.
In her case, the new 20. (Is it live or is it Memorex? Er … I mean Photoshop.)
I thought 1.4142 was the new 3.14159.
6, 7
Lol
Fun fact: mentioning “root two” while stroking your pocket protector is like a secret handshake for setting up a threesome at a math conference.*
(*note: may or may not be a fact)
So many things may or may not be facts these days. Oh, well, better to live in hope. Where do you buy a pocket protector these days.
Of course she is. She continues to be fucking perfect. It’s disgusting.
Hey, apparently she’s back on the market!