She turns 40 next month

When she looks her best, nobody looks better.
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Middle-of-the-road comedy filmed in Oregon. Three women scheme to pull off a heist. At one point Jane Curtin strips to distract the crowd while the other two siphon off some money from a shopping mall promotional gimmick. I don’t know who did Curtin’s body doubling. Donna Garrett is the only…
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Her husband is near 60..
Lucky barsteward.
Hubs apparently has gotten really busy with Alex with that thigh gap of hers and her tight bod overall.
Reminds me of my friend’s mom at her HS reunion – “Well, Jan, you’ve certainly kept your figure well.” “Oh, I fuck a lot.”
Forty is the new thirty.
In her case, the new 20. (Is it live or is it Memorex? Er … I mean Photoshop.)
I thought 1.4142 was the new 3.14159.
6, 7
Lol
Fun fact: mentioning “root two” while stroking your pocket protector is like a secret handshake for setting up a threesome at a math conference.*
(*note: may or may not be a fact)
So many things may or may not be facts these days. Oh, well, better to live in hope. Where do you buy a pocket protector these days.
Of course she is. She continues to be fucking perfect. It’s disgusting.
Hey, apparently she’s back on the market!