She turns 40 next month

When she looks her best, nobody looks better.
Share via:
Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
Video. The videos stream without sound, but the sound is there if you download them. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Or maybe trashy is the new beautiful. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
Full-frontal nudity to show off footware? Say what you will about Isis, but those terrorists really know how to stage a swanky bullshit event. They also used FFN to sell tote bags and whatever this is (either a large purse or Amy Schumer’s lunch box). According to the Intergoogle, the…
Her husband is near 60..
Lucky barsteward.
Hubs apparently has gotten really busy with Alex with that thigh gap of hers and her tight bod overall.
Reminds me of my friend’s mom at her HS reunion – “Well, Jan, you’ve certainly kept your figure well.” “Oh, I fuck a lot.”
Forty is the new thirty.
In her case, the new 20. (Is it live or is it Memorex? Er … I mean Photoshop.)
I thought 1.4142 was the new 3.14159.
6, 7
Lol
Fun fact: mentioning “root two” while stroking your pocket protector is like a secret handshake for setting up a threesome at a math conference.*
(*note: may or may not be a fact)
So many things may or may not be facts these days. Oh, well, better to live in hope. Where do you buy a pocket protector these days.
Of course she is. She continues to be fucking perfect. It’s disgusting.
Hey, apparently she’s back on the market!