My guesses:
1. Fast-food-induced heart attack.
2. Drug OD
3. Gunshot wounds
I wasn’t that far off. Here is the real list. It’s kind of a dumb list because everyone dies eventually, and most of these are just different ways that the door finally closes on the elderly. If you take the things that are just “dying of old age” off the list, and list only causes of premature death, I may have been close, which is surprising, given that I thought I was just screwin’ around.
Agree, stupid list. Suicide #10 is the only one not age related…. not sure why they would not list drug overdoses, vehicle accidents and boredom
Too bad getting fucked to death by Jennifer Connelly isn’t on the list.
Uh, that list is over 10 years out of date, too. Covid has been in the top 10 since, well…2020