Most Texas headline o’ the day

Scoop, July 27, 2024 (11:41 pm)

Longhorns coach and exotic dancer Pole Assassin marry 3 years after viral monkey bite incident

Ms. Assassin’s “emotional support monkey allegedly bit a trick-or-treater back on Halloween in 2021.”

Damn, it makes me proud to be a Longhorn!

Nonsense

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