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I was beginning to wonder why none of mine are ever answered. Man, God is strict — and so specific. As Latka might say, heaven is a tough town. Also: Dog walking is a clear crime. The bans include both dog walking and driving with dogs. If I lived there,…
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The suspect’s life might get a lot harder if he is not allowed to come within 500 feet of a fridge. This is from the official blog of the Seattle Police Department. They clearly have a dark sense of humor, given that “he also threatened to kill everyone in the…