Some good ones. I got a good laugh out of this one:

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The fifteen monstrosities and bad ideas that follow might be evidence that toy designers have mental breakdowns from to time. Maybe they just hate children. Anyhow, only look at these with the lights on. And don’t show them to any actual kids. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
“Please note that food products containing poppy seeds are considered illegal in Korea.” According to one college of medicine: Practically speaking, you cannot eat enough poppy seeds to get you high. Furthermore, processing dramatically decreases opiate content – for example, by washing or cooking or baking the seeds. Poppy seeds…
You were disappointed with America? Don’t be. The Spanish have no civil rights at all. I don’t want to be the one to test the resolve of their police, but as Jerry Seinfeld might say, it would be hilarious to be brought up on dicksuit-related charges. Share via: Facebook X…