The fifteen monstrosities and bad ideas that follow might be evidence that toy designers have mental breakdowns from to time. Maybe they just hate children. Anyhow, only look at these with the lights on. And don’t show them to any actual kids.
15 Toys That Will Haunt Your Nightmares
Hey, Blippy was pretty cool. But then I’m pretty sure that there was a lot of residual LSD in my Mother’s breast milk.
I was kind of expecting Lawn Darts, Clacker Balls and the Johnny Reb Cannon to make the list but I guess those were actually toys that would *kill* your children. Ah the good old days.
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I thought maybe it would include the Harry Potter vibrating broom, which could have been marketed as “your daughter’s first sex toy.” The “Crabbie,” on the other hand, could be an example of carcinization (the evolutionary trend where various crustacean species independently evolve a crab-like body plan).