Uncle Scoopy's world-weary musings about naked celebrities, sports, humor and other important, manly things.
“Football players suspended from team for running naked with Oreos wedged in buttocks”
If ever there was a fundamental human right …
UPDATE: from the comments section:
“Dark days are these indeed. We would do well to remember the Niemoller quote:
‘When they came for the men with Oreos up their asses, I said nothing because I did not have an Oreo up my ass …’”
Marisa Roper was Miranda in that all-nude Tempest done by Shakespeare in the Park.
“EXCLUSIVE: Accused perv gets off in subway masturbation case after large-penis defense”
Based on the historical precedent established by the Supreme Court in The United States v. Ronald Jeremy.
