Officials say humans — not Satan — behind flaming hole in Arkansas
Satan, the father of evil, with the inhabited planets of several quintillion stars to attend to, probably doesn’t have time to dig a hole in Arkansas.
Maybe in Louisiana.
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Officials say humans — not Satan — behind flaming hole in Arkansas
Satan, the father of evil, with the inhabited planets of several quintillion stars to attend to, probably doesn’t have time to dig a hole in Arkansas.
Maybe in Louisiana.
How Havana is collapsing, building by building
If you talk to the old timers who got an opportunity to visit Havana before the revolution, they agree almost unanimously that Havana was the most fun place they ever visited – the dancing, the music, the gambling, the women, the joy of the Cuban spirit …
Thanks, Castro!
(You too, Obama – on general principles)
“Bad Sex in Fiction Award: Haruki Murakami, James Frey and Gerard Woodward among all-male shortlist”
My favorite:
Major Victor Cornwall and Major Arthur St John Trevelyan, “Scoundrels: The Hunt for Hansclapp”
“Empty my tanks,” I’d begged breathlessly, as once more she began drawing me deep inside her pleasure cave. Her vaginal ratchet moved in concertina-like waves, slowly chugging my organ as a boa constrictor swallows its prey. Soon I was locked in, balls deep, ready to be ground down by the enamelled pepper mill within her.
I think the committee was hornswoggled on that one. I find it hard to believe that anyone could write that poorly unless they were intending to. It sure sounds like it was intended as a parody. If it is serious, it should be declared the winner by unanimous affirmation.
(It’s not.)
It’s really Angela Kinsey (Angela from The Office) getting naked in Half Magic (2018)
She was 46 years old and looks great – not great for 46, but great for any age.