She cut right to the chase and simply showed up for the VF Oscar Party with a bare ass.
As the good lord intended.
Zoe Kravitz don’t need no stinkin’ subtlety
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Excuse while I whip it out!
I remember a time when this whole idea of showing up at a fancy event with your ass hanging out was considered a joke. It was a sketch on the UK comedy series Smack The Pony where the actresses were trying to outdo each other by wearing revealing outfits. Sara Alexander was the winner by wearing almost exactly that same dress as Zoe’s. This was back in the early 2000s.
I’d be much more interested if she had any ass at all…. So flat.