Jesus Christ’s ‘Body’ Found! Experts Say Son of God’s Corpse is Hidden In Giant Chamber Under Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt
And it’s not alone there! Alert Spielberg …
According to Dr. Paul Warner, Christ’s tomb is allegedly alongside the Ark of the Covenant in a hidden cave sealed off by a massive stone.
I love that they specify “Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt,” to distinguish it from others in the fine family of Great Pyramids of Giza ©. I was betting that the savior’s body was in the Great Pyramid of Giza in Topeka, or possibly in a deluxe, well-hidden suite at the Luxor in Vegas.
Writing “Great Pyramids of Topeka” is just absurd. I expect better of you, Scoop.
I’m a Kansas City native, and everyone there knows the great pyramids are closer to Lawrence, near the great punk/metal club The Outhouse.
Are you suggesting that Topeka is the only significant city in America too poor to have its own Great Pyramid ©? Even Abilene has one, which houses some messiahs, and plenty of sorghum. Wichita has two, although DOGE is in the process of getting rid of one of Wichita’s Great Pyramids ©, as well as one of its pantomime horses.
DOGE will allow Kansas City to keep two – one for the Kansas side, another in Missouri.
I do know the one near Lawrence, by the way. It doesn’t have Jesus, but of all restaurants at the Great Pyramids, it is known to have the best rib eye!
So much for my pet theory that JC was stashed under the Perfectly Adequate Pyramid of Giza in Egypt.
Should make for an interesting Easter.
The Perfectly Adequate Pyramid of Giza is home to the corpse of Saint John the Baptist’s younger brother, Saint Chuck the Other Baptist. To be fair, the church made him a full Saint Baptist only after centuries had passed. During his lifetime, Chuck never rose higher than Assistant Baptist, and was therefore not certified for a Full Dunk.