Pouring Coffee Into Your Rectum Isn’t Worth The Risk, Says Expert
Wellness influencer Gwyneth Paltrow, on the other hand, promoted a DIY coffee enema kit on Goop, her lifestyle website – again drawing criticism from specialists who urged Goop fans to “keep the coffee out of your rectum and in your cup”.
I’m confused. What’s the straw in those iced coffees for?
Didn’t RFK Jr say that pouring coffee into the rectum was a miracle cure?
That was the worm who said that.
Anyway, for me, having a large coffee the old-fashioned way is just as good as an enema.
Wait. Coffee, but NOT up my ass? OK I guess, these guys are experts, I’ll give it a try.
G’wan, pour in the hot coffee!
The folks at the ER could use the laugh
good enough for Steve McQueen, good enough for me.
“In 1979, shortly after filming The Hunter, McQueen was diagnosed as having mesothelioma, a rare form of lung cancer often caused by exposure to asbestos. Told the condition was inoperable, he secretly checked in to a controversial Mexican clinic run by a self-promoting Texas dentist with no medical degree. There he underwent an arduous, three-month regimen involving coffee enemas…“