Herbie the Love Bug is a Volkswagen Beetle. Let’s send him back to Germany where he belongs.
Trump added that he would also sign an executive order making English the official language of talking cars.
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Honestly, I’m impressed that the Onion can still come up with stories crazier than reality. Trump probably won’t issue this EO for at least three weeks, maybe four.
Shows how stupid Trump is. Herbie can’t talk. KITT, the transam, could talk, as could his evil twin KARR. Gladys, the 1928 Porter, could also talk. Different technologies were involved since KITT and KARR were basically computers on wheels, while Gladys could talk only because she had been reincarnated as a car.