Two of my favorite lines:
Nikki Glaser: “Tom lost $30 million in crypto. Tom, how did you fall for that? Even Gronk was like, ‘Me know that not real money.'”
Tom Brady: “The NFL spent $20 million and found that it was more ‘probable’ than not, that I was ‘generally’ aware that someone may have deflated my footballs. You could’ve just given me the 20 million and I would’ve just told you I fuckin’ did it.”

The funniest thing is that there are Twitter randos with better and funnier content on the daily basis than anything coming from Hollywood.