Tiger Woods was a great driver … of the golf ball.
Cars? Not so much
Woods was not injured in wreck but described by law enforcement as ‘lethargic’
There was no alcohol in his system, but his behavior demonstrated impairment. He would not take a urine test, so the exact source of his impairment is not known. He’s been charged with DUI, property damage, and refusal to submit to a lawful test
It appears that the greatest golfer of his era, arguably of all time, has learned nothing from his previous incidents. So far, his automotive mishaps have not caused injury to anyone but himself. If they had, he could easily have been spending the rest of his life in prison. Given that this man is a billionaire, he can easily afford a full-time team of chauffeurs to be constantly at his beck and call. He should never sit behind the wheel again.
By the way, Tiger and the President are good friends, and Tiger is currently dating Vanessa Kay Trump, the President’s former daughter-in-law. The President is close to Vanessa’s daughter (the President’s granddaughter), Kai Trump, an avid golfer and YouTuber who just won a D1 golf scholarship to the University of Miami.


“By the way, Tiger and the President are good friends,”
A Presidential pardon is in the post.
Can the President pardon a DUI?.
Not sure. I’m from the UK when our criminals are convicted by a court they stay convicted.
With any luck Andrew Mountbatten-Peado and Peter Mandelson will find this out very soon.
No. Trump can only pardon Federal crimes, not state. Florida’s scumbag Governor would need to pardon him as opposed to our scumbag President taking the bribe.
DUI would be a state charge, so no presidential pardon would be possible.
But he could ask Florida Governor Rhonda Santis.
This guy’s pattern is to suck down every pill bottle he’s got, get whacked out of his mind, then decides that driving his car upside down would be a great idea. They ought to make a highlight video of all the times he flips his vehicles and then eventually pops his head out of the passenger side, and people chuckle like “It’s just Tiger fooling around again!”
It’s rare to see a guy so laser-focused on ruining his legacy. How sad — the guy clearly has a problem.
MAGA = Make Auto Golfer Accident
He takes the worst mug shots. Always has that vacant, emotionless look of a killer, with the half-closed eyelids and massive bags under his eyes.
It gets tiresome reading the sympathetic articles that let him off the hook for all this stuff because he has aches & pains. I know a ton of people who take meds for pain and they don’t go flipping vehicles on the reg. This guy finished dead last in the Masters a couple years ago and hasn’t even made the cut in the rest of his tournaments, yet his massive ego won’t let him step away, so there’s still the delusional pity party going on for him and the get out of jail free cards.
I think he’ll end up dead soon, my prediction. He seems totally out of control with the drugs, and obviously he can’t stop himself from driving high, so pretty soon he’s gonna end up in a body bag. He should officially retire, go to NA, lay low for the rest of his life, and definitely stop dating a Trump, if he wants to save his life.