He often links to AI crap that pictures him as a superhero or a tough guy, but he is now doing the alterations personally. (Well, probably through Natalie Harp or some other third party.)
Here’s what he posted:
Here is the actual picture:
Interestingly, he also changed the logo on his golf shirt.
Other people have been speculating lately about how his white hair has suddenly reverted back to blonde. I view it as an early Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day Miracle. Unlike other miracle-based holidays like Christmas, Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day is always lurking inside us, ready to create a miracle. It is a moveable feast.
Hemingway once wrote, “If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” The same is true of Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day, for no matter where we roam, there is always a giant pink Japanese penis inside all of us.
Does anyone have the full screen version of Carried Away? Amy “manslaughter” Locane had a nice full frontal that was cropped for dvd.
Erika Eleniak has joined only fans.
He AI’d himself into keeping his mouth shut? Now there’s your Giant Pink Japanese Penis Day miracle!
I think it is a Catskill era joke, but still holds true “Nice toupee, can’t tell”
Can you imagine the party we’ll have when this disgusting, treasonous piece of shit finally kicks it?
Dancing in the streets til JD bans dancing in the streets !!
I hear some folks extra fireworks…
It wasn’t enough to make himself look better, he also had to make Gary Player look craggier.
Did he really make himself look better, though? His mouth is shut for a change; that’s all to the good. But he looks oranger and maybe a little sleepier. If he’s going to the trouble of doing this, why not prune back his gut at least a little?
As Frank Zappa once put it in a different context, “Phony on top and phony underneath”.