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Talk about a human rights violation! Is there no limit to his cruelty? Next that monster will make them sit through a Terrence Malick film festival! (This is not a gag headline from The Onion. It seems to be a real story from The Telegraph. But who knows these days,…
We’re prepared for the Goldfinger remake.
Oddjob will throw playing cards this time. Chinese man throws playing cards to slice cucumbers, light matches This guy is for real, but Marvel has a character with this power, more or less. Channing Tatum played Gambit in that latest Deadpool film. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
I’m pretty sure astronomers are just fuckin’ wit’ us with these headlines.
Uranus emits more heat than previously thought “Uranus is not as odd as we thought it was,” says planetary scientist Patrick Irwin, presumably to a naked reporter. Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More

So a blonde reads in a newspaper that 2 Brazilian fisherman had died in a boating accident.
She bursts into tear and exclaims, “Oh my god, I don’t even know how many 2 Brazilian is!”