“The 10 best lines from the Bruce Willis Roast”

I thought Jeff Ross had the funniest line, but it didn’t make the list.

“Bruce Willis looks like Sir Patrick Stewart – if he ran a ferris wheel.”

I give second place to Demi Moore’s line:

“I look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense: You were dead the whole time.”

“The 10 best lines from the Bruce Willis Roast”

I thought Jeff Ross had the funniest line, but it didn’t make the list.

“Bruce Willis looks like Sir Patrick Stewart – if he ran a ferris wheel.”

I give second place to Demi Moore’s line:

“I look at our marriage like The Sixth Sense: You were dead the whole time.”