(Finnish: Tuomion Saari)
Finnish horror film rated an embarrassing 3.6 at IMDb, which is poor, but higher than any other Finnish film.
Nah, I’m just fuckin’ witcha. There are no other Finnish films.
Relax, they’re just jokes. I haven’t seen this movie, and it probably does suck canal water through a Slurpee straw, but there are good Finnish films. In fact, Fallen Leaves was nominated for a BAFTA last year and is rated 86% at Metacritic.
Per Wikipedia:
The Island of Doom is a 2023 slasher horror film that tells the story of a group of young adults who go camping on a remote lake island, where they are stalked by someone. It received poor reviews from critics in preview screenings.


Have I gushed about Sisu recently? Sisu is really fucking good! And its Finnish!
They should’ve had Jelmari Helander direct the last Indiana Jones movie. He’s pretty good at directing the OldCodgersKillingNazis movie genre.
I haven’t seen Sisu, but I remember that it had some strong buzz.