I’m not joking. I sold my house some years ago because I was tired of cutting a massive lawn and shoveling a massive driveway, so I think her closet is really larger than my current living space. The woman has more shoes than Imelda Marcos. That closet would look pretty silly if I lived there, housing my two pairs of sneakers. (I do actually own more clothing, even a couple of tuxes, from my corporate days, but it never gets worn. I’m still standing on zero for “lifetime invitations to swanky galas.”)
… and cleavage, of course.
“I have a hard time believing that she hasn’t mastered the English language…so her act is all a lie…designed to make us out to be real fucking idiots, unles she’s a lazy idiot who didn’t bother learning English because she has the big tits and doesn’t really have to.”
So she’s like the female version of Arnold, with tits instead of muscles.