There’s furious ploughing. And they scatter a lot of seed.
A church showed porn on a big screen in a kids’ singalong
The Metro UK reported, presumably without intentional irony, that the children were singing “We Plough The Fields And Scatter the Good Seed.”

Just follow the bouncing ball!
“‘We are not sure if the children were aware of this and we have not spoken to them about it.”
Yep, that’s the healthy way to deal with the issue