I remember when the Doors covered 65-Foot Penis, originally recorded by The Fugs.
The massive penis is so large it was picked up by a satellite and is visible on Google Maps.
School tries to cover 65-foot penis
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Reporter #1 – “Is it true that the penis is 75ft tall?”
Ross Denton – “Absolutely not! That’s absurd!”
Reporter #2 – “Is it true that the penis is 65ft tall?”
Ross Denton – “No comment.”