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Pom Klementieff – bare breast in Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (2025)
Scoop,
I didn’t see this one coming. It is rated PG-13 for “some intense violence and seven mostly light obscenities.” No mention of stray bazongas. I’m guessing that the rating official didn’t notice.
Russian series. Cyrillic: Против всех. English distribution: Against All Odds Grandfather Zakhar is the only one who refused to sell the land for the sake of building a new residential complex. The old forest was cut down, the pond was drained, and the grandson Bogdan also fell in love with…
From the comment area: BTW, do you know Lucy Egerton? I saw her in a short sci film about sex robots long ago where she had a nude scene, and today I randomly found it. Here is more if you are interested. Here’s the full film for context, only 13…
Behind the scenes clip of a braless Lily Allen posing in a silk nightie and in addition to the pokies, we get a slight nip slip! (More precisely, an areola slip.) Share via: Facebook X (Twitter) LinkedIn More
A boob shot does not even mean anything more than PG. Most Hollywood movies are PG-13 or R because of language, violence, dialog, etc. Boobs don’t rate much for the MPAA. Hollywood hasn’t wanted much boobs in PG-13 content, but that is strictly another one of their self-censorship decisions. These companies could put boobs on at 10:00 pm every night where the FCC has no say yet they don’t. That makes it easier for them to sell expensive premium networks where the lucky viewer might get to see a boob shot every once and a while.
I said the official didn’t notice because he didn’t mention it, not because a breast would have meant an automatic R. (If he or she had noticed, it would have said “Rated PG-13 for intense violence, mild obscenties and brief incidental nudity.” Many parents want all that sort of info before they will take their kids.)
Just to do a little service for the site here and bring some interesting information that deserves attention: the Cannes festival is happening now (as you may know) and many films so far seem to have had good doses of nudity and sex that seem to have been quite good and there are still more films that have not yet been released in Cannes and have potential. The most notorious so far was Jennifer Lawrence in the film Die My Love, it was confirmed that she has scenes of full frontal nudity and some wild sex scenes.
I follow Cannes and this year festival is dominated by gay cinema and male nudity. There is very little information about any female nudity. Even Jennifer Lawrence’s full frontal is just a rumor, there is no confirmation. If Jennifer Lawrence was full frontal some critic would write about it, but it didn’t happen. For example, when The Substance came out last year many critics wrote about Demi Moore’s full frontal.
More than one critic has already confirmed these scenes in Lawrence, and it wasn’t just this movie that had female nudity so far and others will still have it. Stop being sick, buddy. I’m just passing on information that yes, has been confirmed by more than one person. It doesn’t matter what you think or whether you believe it or not, unfortunately for you it seems like they didn’t show Robert Pattinson’s penis in the movie lol
Exactky right. I don’t know why people keep thinking about male nudity. I’ve seen male nudity all my life whenever I look in the mirror while changing clothes. It just doesn’t bother me at all, any more than animal nudity in movies does – I’m totally indifferent to both. I care about female nudity, because that’s what I want to see.
Seem to me the only reason people would care about male nudity is because they want to see male nudity.
Exactly, buddy. And another thing, there has always been male nudity, even in classic films that had female nudity. The difference is that today they talk more about it lol. Wolf of Wall Street, American Pie, Game of Thrones, all these classics that have female nudity, also had a lot of male nudity. And several other productions
Dawid may be obsessed but these arguments against him are stupid. Of course there has always been male nudity but are you going to argue that there is not a difference in today’s Hollywood films compared to the 1980’s, or today compared to premium cable 10-15 years ago? Are we going to pretend that streaming and cable shows showing full frontal almost exclusively of men with a few rare exceptions is the way it has always been?
Even if you only care about female nudity you would have to care about the political trends because that effects what gets put on the air.
One thing I have noticed is that critics arent as bad as they used to be on this issue but liberal feminist social media commenters are as bad as ever. I still can’t believe they successfully created a narrative that Euphoria is a “male gaze” show.
I’m not making an argument about political trends. I’m making an argument against people polluting the comment threads here with constant discussion of male nudity.
We should be able to appreciate the plentiful female nudity posted here without constantly hearing complaints about how there isn’t any female nudity. We should also be able to have conversations about female nudity without them being constantly derailed by discussion of how there is too much male nudity. I agree that there are important cultural and political issues here. I don’t think it makes any sense about framing it as a zero-sum game between the eamount of female nudity and male nudity. Those two aren’t in competition with each other.
I agree with that. There have been many times when somebody has commented about male nudity that I never even noticed. This is especially true when there is a man in a scene with a woman. Obviously, my attention was elsewhere because the only thing that interests me is the female nudity.
I have to admit that I do hate those scenes where there is a naked man on top of a woman and there is no nudity except his butt.
You guys talk as if there are no more scenes of female nudity on streaming services or in movies, there are still many scenes, every week they post scenes from some new series or movie with female nudity on Reddit, last year and the year before that the Oscar winners were in movies full of nudity lol. Yes, it’s obvious that there used to be more scenes, in the 70s, 80s etc, but those times will never come back, and you know that. And another thing, does it really make a difference? Have you ever noticed that those penises you see on shows are not real, right? They are prosthetics or CGI. How long do you think it will take for most scenes of female nudity to be like this too? even with the advances in AI now and the CGI that already exists, and that considering that it is not happening yet, it probably has been a long time happening ago in female nude scenes
A boob shot does not even mean anything more than PG. Most Hollywood movies are PG-13 or R because of language, violence, dialog, etc. Boobs don’t rate much for the MPAA. Hollywood hasn’t wanted much boobs in PG-13 content, but that is strictly another one of their self-censorship decisions. These companies could put boobs on at 10:00 pm every night where the FCC has no say yet they don’t. That makes it easier for them to sell expensive premium networks where the lucky viewer might get to see a boob shot every once and a while.
The 10:00 pm comment referred to broadcast network tv which I accidentally left out.
I said the official didn’t notice because he didn’t mention it, not because a breast would have meant an automatic R. (If he or she had noticed, it would have said “Rated PG-13 for intense violence, mild obscenties and brief incidental nudity.” Many parents want all that sort of info before they will take their kids.)
Without slowing down the clip you can’t even see anything.
Just to do a little service for the site here and bring some interesting information that deserves attention: the Cannes festival is happening now (as you may know) and many films so far seem to have had good doses of nudity and sex that seem to have been quite good and there are still more films that have not yet been released in Cannes and have potential. The most notorious so far was Jennifer Lawrence in the film Die My Love, it was confirmed that she has scenes of full frontal nudity and some wild sex scenes.
I follow Cannes and this year festival is dominated by gay cinema and male nudity. There is very little information about any female nudity. Even Jennifer Lawrence’s full frontal is just a rumor, there is no confirmation. If Jennifer Lawrence was full frontal some critic would write about it, but it didn’t happen. For example, when The Substance came out last year many critics wrote about Demi Moore’s full frontal.
More than one critic has already confirmed these scenes in Lawrence, and it wasn’t just this movie that had female nudity so far and others will still have it. Stop being sick, buddy. I’m just passing on information that yes, has been confirmed by more than one person. It doesn’t matter what you think or whether you believe it or not, unfortunately for you it seems like they didn’t show Robert Pattinson’s penis in the movie lol
On comparison according to your information, what is the ratio between male to female nudity this year?
I have no idea, buddy. But that doesn’t matter, as long as there’s some decent female nudity (and it looks like there is)
Exactky right. I don’t know why people keep thinking about male nudity. I’ve seen male nudity all my life whenever I look in the mirror while changing clothes. It just doesn’t bother me at all, any more than animal nudity in movies does – I’m totally indifferent to both. I care about female nudity, because that’s what I want to see.
Seem to me the only reason people would care about male nudity is because they want to see male nudity.
Exactly, buddy. And another thing, there has always been male nudity, even in classic films that had female nudity. The difference is that today they talk more about it lol. Wolf of Wall Street, American Pie, Game of Thrones, all these classics that have female nudity, also had a lot of male nudity. And several other productions
Dawid may be obsessed but these arguments against him are stupid. Of course there has always been male nudity but are you going to argue that there is not a difference in today’s Hollywood films compared to the 1980’s, or today compared to premium cable 10-15 years ago? Are we going to pretend that streaming and cable shows showing full frontal almost exclusively of men with a few rare exceptions is the way it has always been?
Even if you only care about female nudity you would have to care about the political trends because that effects what gets put on the air.
One thing I have noticed is that critics arent as bad as they used to be on this issue but liberal feminist social media commenters are as bad as ever. I still can’t believe they successfully created a narrative that Euphoria is a “male gaze” show.
I’m not making an argument about political trends. I’m making an argument against people polluting the comment threads here with constant discussion of male nudity.
We should be able to appreciate the plentiful female nudity posted here without constantly hearing complaints about how there isn’t any female nudity. We should also be able to have conversations about female nudity without them being constantly derailed by discussion of how there is too much male nudity. I agree that there are important cultural and political issues here. I don’t think it makes any sense about framing it as a zero-sum game between the eamount of female nudity and male nudity. Those two aren’t in competition with each other.
I agree with that. There have been many times when somebody has commented about male nudity that I never even noticed. This is especially true when there is a man in a scene with a woman. Obviously, my attention was elsewhere because the only thing that interests me is the female nudity.
I have to admit that I do hate those scenes where there is a naked man on top of a woman and there is no nudity except his butt.
You guys talk as if there are no more scenes of female nudity on streaming services or in movies, there are still many scenes, every week they post scenes from some new series or movie with female nudity on Reddit, last year and the year before that the Oscar winners were in movies full of nudity lol. Yes, it’s obvious that there used to be more scenes, in the 70s, 80s etc, but those times will never come back, and you know that. And another thing, does it really make a difference? Have you ever noticed that those penises you see on shows are not real, right? They are prosthetics or CGI. How long do you think it will take for most scenes of female nudity to be like this too? even with the advances in AI now and the CGI that already exists, and that considering that it is not happening yet, it probably has been a long time happening ago in female nude scenes