It’s not really unexplained. It’s just a miracle. Chuck Grassley is pregnant.
The real headline:
Scientists are studying its bowel movements, its dazzling sparkle, and its relation to us.
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It’s not really unexplained. It’s just a miracle. Chuck Grassley is pregnant.
The real headline:
Scientists are studying its bowel movements, its dazzling sparkle, and its relation to us.
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