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The NY Times chooses the best movies of 2025

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (3:48 pm)December 3, 2025 (4:29 pm) ... 7 comments.

I seem to have a lot of catching up to do

Kari Wuhrer in Sex and the Other Man (1995)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (3:21 pm) ... 5 comments.

Erotic dramedy

A married couple hold their boss hostage in their apartment and force him to watch their sex escapades to rejuvenate their failing marriage.

Collages and clips from Johnny Moronic


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Johnny’s film clips are here

Dylan Penn nude and near-nude

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (3:14 pm) ... 2 comments.

Including some pretty explicit stuff from Spicoli’s girl

E-Rat has big … hair

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:51 pm) ... no comments.


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Chloe Bailey – big ol’ booty

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:45 pm) ... 1 comment.


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Mckenna Grace at the LA premiere of “Five Nights at Freddy’s 2”

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:41 pm) ... 2 comments.

Mckenna is high on many men’s nudity wish list. So far – not close.


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Sydney Sweeney at the NY premiere of “The Housemaid”

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (2:35 pm) ... 2 comments.


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Susan Blakely – naked, legs open in Capone (1975)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (1:56 pm)December 3, 2025 (4:30 pm) ... 9 comments.

The life of the famous gangster – Roger Corman style! Promotional catchphrase: “The man who made the Twenties roar”

Though the film purports to be biographical, it is not. For example:

— Susan Blakely’s Iris Crawford is a fictional character.

— Frank Nitti (played by a pre-Rocky Sylvester Stallone) speaks at Capone’s funeral, a pretty neat trick, since he had been dead for four years.

Legendary nudity! Susan Blakely didn’t do many nude performances in her career, but she absolutely committed to this one.


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Ellen Greene naked in Beatrix Is Invisible (2025 short)

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (4:39 am)December 3, 2025 (1:01 pm) ... 6 comments.

When Beatrix (Ellen Greene) finds herself feeling disconnected and insignificant she is called to step far out of her comfort zone to sense her place in the world again.

This isn’t one of the best nude scenes of 2025, but it is certainly one of the most surprising. Ellen Greene is not somebody I have been expecting nudity from, or somebody I have been wanting to see nudity from. She isn’t even someone I have thought about at all in the past twenty years or so. If you had asked me last week, “Ellen Greene, dead or alive?” I would have had to answer with a coin flip. Ellen Greene naked at 74? Hell, she didn’t even get this naked when she was young! This is her first true nudity in almost 50 years.

She nearly went went Full Tandy!


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The film clip is below, with her other videos



Her nude history, such as it is:

1976 – Next Stop, Greenwich Village, filmed when she was 25, was her only real nudity.


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There is slightly more nudity visible in the full-frame version, which is only available on VHS. (Consider the very center square below.) Both the VHS version and the widescreen Blu-Ray version are available in the video link below.


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1986 – Little Shop of Horrors formed a large chunk of her career. She originated the role of Audrey on the New York stage in 1982, then was in the original London cast in 1983, then re-created her performance for the film in 1986, when she was 35. There is no real nudity, but one areola is visible in a few frames.


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1989 – Glory! Glory! was an HBO film with plenty of sex scenes, but they uncharacteristically kept the nudity to a minimum. There may be a visible nipple here and there.


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2001 – Alex in Wonder (aka Sex and the Girl) offered only some side-boob and a hint of plumber’s crack. By this time, she was 50 years old and was playing the mother of the lead character.


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All of the videos are here

Badass tombstones

Scoop, December 3, 2025 (1:12 am)December 3, 2025 (4:44 am) ... no comments.

A note, related to the list:

The famous quote “On the whole I would rather be living in Philadelphia” is widely associated with W.C. Fields, but contrary to urban legend, his tombstone doesn’t say that. His grave marker contains nothing but his name and his birth/death years.

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