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Noemie Merlant and Souheila Yacoub naked in Les Femmes au Balcon (2024)

Scoop, December 25, 2025 (7:49 am)December 25, 2025 (8:10 am) ... 11 comments.

Upgraded with Defoe’s 4K film clips and captures

AKA The Balconettes.

Noemie Merlant wrote, directed and starred in this film that IMDb classified as “fantasy, horror, comedy.” Wikipedia has a complete summary of the macabre plot.

Two contenders for the best nude scene of the year:

Merlant

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Yacoub

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Defoe’s new 4K film clips and the previous 1080hd clips

About a zillion other times Noemie has appeared here.

Anamaria Vartolomei topless in episode 6 of The Seduction

Scoop, December 25, 2025 (7:00 am)December 25, 2025 (9:25 am) ... no comments.

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All previous Vartolomei

Merry Christmas

Scoop, December 25, 2025 (12:01 am)December 24, 2025 (2:51 am) ... 9 comments.


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The following is Scoop’s Christmas Carol, the same one I have told every Christmas for decades. The message is Christian, but the lesson is universal:

Peace on earth; good will to men.

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Human societies seem to have some common rules, one of which is that the young men must kill or be killed for whatever causes the old men have brainwashed them to believe, but there were a few times in our history when the warriors told their overlords to stuff it, if only for a moment. On Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in 1914, during the first sacred holiday of the first world war, the trench warriors set aside their rifles, ignored their orders, and walked into the no-man’s land to celebrate Christmas with their enemies.

Peace broke out in many places along the lines, involving many men communicating to one another without a common language. As the story goes, the Germans first put Christmas trees up just above their sight lines, with signs that said “you no shoot, we no shoot” or “Merry Christmas.” Then the Scots brought out their ubiquitous bagpipes and played Christmas carols. The French broke out their champagne. The men shared pictures of their loved ones. They roasted some pigs together for Christmas dinner, and their chaplains held Christmas religious ceremonies. They cleared no-man’s land of the rotten corpses, buried their fallen comrades, and helped their enemies to do the same. When they had cleared away their dead, they played soccer where the bodies had been strewn.

The real-life aftermath of the unpremeditated Christmas truce was shock among the high commands of the opposing nations. Nothing could be more disastrous for the world’s sense of proper order than to have young men of opposing countries declaring their comradeship and refusing to kill one another. Why, it’s downright socialist! Generals on both sides declared this peacemaking to be treasonous, and all the lingering goodwill generated by the spontaneous outbreak of peace had been completely quashed by Easter of 1915, when the men would again resume the unquestioned killing of one another on behalf of their common God, who had apparently issued the two sides contradictory orders. Before Armistice Day in 1918, an entire European generation was lost. Some thirty million young men would return to their homes wounded. Their mothers would be envied by the ten million others whose sons did not return at all.

As I write this on this Christmas Day in 2025, when many young men are still dying for old men’s causes, it gives me some faint hope to look back on that Christmas of 1914 and recall the foot soldiers who proved that, despite all indications to the contrary, we do have brotherhood within us, if only we reach for it.

It’s the time of year to start thinking about the best nude scenes of 2025.

Scoop, December 25, 2025 (12:01 am)December 30, 2025 (12:11 pm) ... 62 comments.

It’s time to start assembling the nominees for the nude scene of the year. Here’s an incomplete list. Add your suggestions.

Remember, the goal is NOT to list every nude scene, just the potential winners. In other words, don’t add a nominee unless it is the scene you want to vote for over all the previous nominees.

Noemie Merlant in The Balconettes

Souheila Yacoub in The Balconettes

Sydney Sweeney in The Housemaid

Gabriela Andrada in Ask Me What You Want

Margherita Aresti in Parthenope

Diane Kruger in The Shrouds

Ellen Greene in Beatrix is Invisible

Aimée-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)

Franciska Töröcsik in Rise of the Raven (several episodes)

Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing

Hannah Einbinder in Hacks (s4e5, s4e2)

Paulina Gaitan in The Dead Girls (e1)

Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love

Imogen Poots in The Chronology of Water

Imogen Poots in All of You

Olivia Winter in Robin Hood (e3)

Alison Brie in Together

Cynthia Nixon in And Just Like That (s3e5)

Marjorie Estiano in Ângela Diniz

Amanda Seyfried in The Testament of Ann Lee

Ivana Baquero in A Widow’s Game

Ivana Baquero in episode 3 of The House of Ashur

Rachel Sennott in I Love LA (e1, e6)

Hermione Corfield in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e2 and e3)

Lauren McQueen in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e4)

Harriet Slater in Outlander: Blood of My Blood (e10)

India Shaw-Smith in The House of Ashur (e2)

Svenja Jung in Naked (multiple episodes)

Svenja Jung in Fall For Me

Malin Akerman in The Hunting Wives

Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives

Aisha Dee in Watching You (many episodes)

Aubrey Plaza in Honey Don’t

Lera Abova in Honey Don’t

Valeria Golino in Fuori

Llewellyn Reichman in Immerhin: Die Kunst, die Kunst

Jessica Chastain in Dreams

Frida Gustavsson in Faithless

Ariane Labed in Swimming Home

Tecla Insolia in The Art of Joy (e4)

Greta Ferro in El Turco

Krista Hedins in Elite Target

Ashley Moore in Perfect

Mariann Hermanyi in Rise of the Raven (e6)

Juana Acosta in Medusa (various episodes)

Virginia Gardner in 1923 (s2e7)

Britt Lower in Darkest Miriam

Valérie Tellos in Fleur de Peau (e5)

Daphne Patakia in Our Wildest Days

Cassandra Ciangherotti in Las Locuras

Ana Lecic naked in Crna Svadba (s2e9)

Anna Zavtur in High Season (multiple episodes)

Verena Altenberger in No Beast. So Fierce.

Anamaria Vartolomei in episode 6 of The Seduction

Ginevra Francesconi in “Una Figlia”:

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Margaret Qualley in Honey Don’t

Leah Gibson in “Risque”:

Olivia Cooke in The Girlfriend

E. Khandmaa in The Pursuit of Lust

Carrie Coon in The White Lotus (s3e7)

Lorde in Man of the Year

Daisy Edgar Jones and Sasha Calle in On Swift Horses

Lea Myren in The Ugly Stepsister

Marimar Vega in Snakes and Ladders (various episodes)

Carol Nakamura in Arcanjo Renegado

Clara Galle in Olympo

Nira Oshaia in Olympo

Laura Moray in Olympo

Carolina Ramirez Quintero In The Mud

Valentina Zenere In The Mud

Pola Gonciarz in Druga Furioza

Park Ji-hyun in Hidden Face

Julia Schlaepfer in 1923

Radhika Apte naked in Sister Midnight

Blu Hunt in The Dead Thing

Mel Maia in Rulers of Fortune

UPDATE: For the record, Mr Skin made his selections:

10. The orgy scene in Peacemaker (season two premiere)
9. Diane Kruger in The Shrouds
8. Nicole Kidman in Babygirl
7. Zoë Kravitz in Caught Stealing
6. Imogen Poots in All of You
5. Aimee-Lou Wood in The White Lotus (s3e2)
4. Rachel Sennott in the first episode of I Love LA
3. Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza in Honey Don’t!
2. Redacted
1. Malin Åkerman and Brittany Snow in The Hunting Wives (s1e8)

NOTE: Nicole Kidman made our list last year. I use a calendar year, he uses sort of a December to November fiscal year, so December releases will appear in different years.

NOT ELIGIBLE BUT GREAT:

Not new, but first seen in top quality: Hazel Court in The Man Who Could Cheat Death (1959)

Not from a film or show: Bianca Censori at the 2025 Grammys

11 of the Weirdest Deaths Ever Recorded by Medical Examiners

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (8:19 pm)December 24, 2025 (10:01 pm) ... no comments.

Example from the list:

The 2013 death of Cecil Hotel patron Elisa Lam was ruled accidental by the Los Angeles County Coroner, but people continue to dispute that report because of the strange hotel security footage — not to mention the Cecil’s reputation.

The 21-year-old Canadian was found in the hotel’s water tower after guests complained about the taste of the water. Theories about the case range from murder to the paranormal.

Zoe Saldana is good at Instagram

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (8:12 pm) ... 4 comments.

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A post shared by Zoe Saldaña (@zoesaldana)

Dua Lipa in Mexico: another day, another thong

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (12:41 pm)December 24, 2025 (12:42 pm) ... no comments.


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Porscha Coleman naked in Power Book IV: Force (s3e7)

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (2:27 am) ... no comments.


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Video

Here is the 60 Minutes segment that was pulled by CBS

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (1:56 am)December 24, 2025 (1:58 am) ... 16 comments.

It aired in Canada, and is now on the internet.

Kata Weber very naked in the play Dementia

Scoop, December 24, 2025 (1:54 am) ... 8 comments.

Promoted from the comments area:

A tip from the theater for a change: Hungarian actress Kata Weber in the play Dementia

According to the interwebs, Kata is also the author:

A Hungarian screenwriter, playwright, and actress, often collaborating with her husband, director Kornél Mundruczó, Kata Wéber, known for films like White God and Pieces of a Woman, wrote a stage play titled Dementia, exploring the human condition, memory, and loss.

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