He wasted the rest.

This was not some fly-by-night guy from some scam degree mill like Trump University or Arizona State. He is the former chairman of Drexel’s Engineering Department!

(Sorry, Sun Devils. You deserve better. Well, slightly better.)

“US troops drink Iceland capital’s entire beer supply in one weekend”

Iceland has had a weird relationship with beer in general. Full-strength beer was banned for many decades.

Years ago I created a humor page of my suggestions for state slogans. For one of those sparsely populated states that nobody sane would visit, I suggested “always plenty of free parking.” At the time, I thought I was being absurd, but we now live in absurd times, so now we have …

“Follow your curiosity, not the crowds.”

Unfortunately for them, I am mostly curious about things people like.

Can’t argue with the headline, which does not claim it to be original factory equipment.

An example from this funny Onion piece

Bhutan

Education: 97% of residents know the sound of one hand clapping

Economy: Mostly service industry jobs of either taking people up mountains or carrying their corpses down mountains

Demographics: 65% National Geographic freelance photographers, 35% ethnic Bhutanese

Geography: Once beautiful, diverse landscape destroyed by monastery construction boom over past few centuries

Main Source Of Happiness: Watching Western backpackers think they’re having spiritual epiphanies

Only 83% of black Americans think Trump is racist.

Lea Michelle in the 2016 Naked issue of Women’s Health. Fairly good quality.

Of course not. It’s total nonsense, with no evidence to support it. The headline is click-bait. 

But as I thought about it, I realized that would be the ultimate act of loyalty. It would 100% guarantee an acquittal for Trump in the Senate, no matter what evidence emerges.

Bear with me for a second …

For the moment, let’s assume that tomorrow we find a video tape of Trump committing a completely evil act. He reveals the name of every undercover agent and informant overseas, or agrees to nuke California – make up any horrible crime you can think of.

• If Pence is vice-president, the Senate would vote to remove Trump from office and accept Pence as the new POTUS.
• If there is no vice-president, the senate votes to acquit. Not a single Republican senator would vote to remove – no matter what Trump is proven to have done – because removing Trump would make Nancy Pelosi president.

Pence’s resignation would be the ultimate insurance – an absolute 100% guarantee that every Republican senator will vote to acquit, no matter what they hear at the trial, no matter what they believe to be true.

That resignation leads to some interesting speculation.

And then there were two. The early line seems to indicate a close game, with KC an ever-so-slight favorite.

“Beyonce Knowles – Adidas x IVY PARK, January 2020″