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Polish erotic drama
After her divorce, 40-year-old actress Lena falls into a fiery romance with a younger man. But as her obsessive ex-husband secretly stalks her every move, passion turns into a dangerous game of control.
Marta gets naked a lot, in this movie and elsewhere. She’s lookin’ good in her 40s.
Here is her nudography. (It’s extensive.)
(Technically, it was Mounjaro rather than Ozempic. She lost 50 pounds.)
Even though the world is busy digging its grave there is still time to enjoy life, to be merry, carefree, to work or not to work. It has been a period when cunt was in the air.
Oh, that Henry Miller! That man could weave a magical web with his words.
I’m being unfair. He could write, on those rare occasions when he dragged his head out of the gutter. He’s the Shakespeare of shit.
Anyway, here’s the basic premise, which is also a detailed synopsis:
Two broke writers share a Paris flat, surviving on little food but maintaining high spirits. They pursue sexual encounters with various women – from neighbors to teens to foreigners – treating them as casual conquests.
This movie, made by some Danish dudes with a budget of about three Kroner, is total crap, but it’s now out in 4K, so …
These are 720p stills, just for ID purposes.
Anne Kehler
Lisbet Lundquist
Louise White
Susanne Krage
Ulla Koppel
Lots and lots of 4K videos are here
The videos labeled “unknown1” are Louise White
Weird trivia.
1) In the video called unknowns-Quiet_Days_in_Clichy-1970-2160hd-1, Country Joe and the Fish sing the theme song, which is basically just Joe McDonald reciting the entire … er … “plot,” over a montage of scenes, as he improvises a simplistic tune. I assume he’s improvising, based on my opinion that nobody could have given that any forethought. All of the lyrics are below the jump, if you care. (You should not.)
2) In the video called unknowns-Quiet_Days_in_Clichy-1970-2160hd-2, the hookers are actual hookers.
The winners of the Critics’ Choice awards
Two notes:
1) Train Dreams was not previously on my radar.
2) The awards persuaded me to start watching The Studio. The first episode is funny. I have to love any show where Seth Rogan crushes Marty Scorsese’s dreams and makes him cry. (Scorsese is a surprisingly good actor!)
Movies
“One Battle After Another” won best picture, while the top acting honors went to Timothée Chalamet (“Marty Supreme”) and Jessie Buckley (“Hamnet”).
Best Original Screenplay: Ryan Coogler, “Sinners”
Best Adapted Screenplay: Paul Thomas Anderson, “One Battle After Another”
Best Cinematography: Adolpho Veloso, “Train Dreams”
Television
Best Drama Series: “The Pitt”
Best Actor, Drama Series: Noah Wyle, “The Pitt”
Best Actress, Drama Series: Rhea Seehorn, “Pluribus”
Best Comedy Series: “The Studio”
Best Actor, Comedy Series: Seth Rogen, “The Studio”
Best Actress, Comedy Series: Jean Smart, “Hacks”
Best Animated Series: “South Park”
Best Talk Show: “Jimmy Kimmel Live!”
Dutch-language drama.
Fleur and Julian fall madly in love and decide to get married in all countries where they, as two women, are allowed to do so. After only four marriages, their journey comes to a painful and unexpected halt.
As so often happens these days, this is a scene that “cudda bin a contenda” with a few light bulbs. Laurence Roothooft is the one with short hair.
From the comments:
Randomly found this page about mother-daughter actresses who both went nude:
Generations of Nudity: Moms and Daughters Who Have Gone Nude
It’s American focused, so it could be interesting to put up a post to collect other non-US examples by your readers.
From the comments:
Attached as promised are links to nudes of Helen Jesmer as taken by Alfred Cheney Johnston back in the 1920s. They are only partial nudes and are of an ‘artistic’ rather than graphic nature. That said, I think that they are still very attractive and are very much to my taste. Her daughter, Julie Newmar, has a fair bit of nudity out there that is more easily traceable, but I threw in a bonus nude shot of her for good measure.
Alfred Cheney Johnston | “Helen Jesmer, Ziegfeld Girl (1920)”
Julie Newmar
From the comments:
(Not fact-checked)
Just copying and pasting this from a list I compiled a while ago, with some additions from others since then. Sorry about some repeats mentioned elsewhere. This includes all nudity, not just TV and movies.
Pamela Bach / Hayley Hasselhoff
Katherine Barrese / Sasha Barrese
Jaid Barrymore / Drew Barrymore
Kim Basinger / Ireland Baldwin
Bibi Besch / Samantha Mathis
Jane Birkin / Charlotte Gainsbourg & Lou Doillon
Lisa Bonet / Zoe Kravitz
Sonia Braga / Alice Braga
Bebe Buell / Liv Tyler
Carol Connors / Thora Birch
Cindy Crawford / Kaia Gerber
Abby Dalton / Kathleen Kinmont
Blythe Danner / Gwyneth Paltrow
Brenda Denaut / Rosanna Arquette & Patricia Arquette
Catherine Deneuve / Chiara Mastroianni
Frances Fisher / Francesca Eastwood
Carol Eden / Simone Eden
Colleen Farrington / Diane Lane
Cyrinda Foxe / Mia Tyler
Melanie Griffith / Dakota Johnson
Virginia Guynes / Demi Moore
Jerry Hall / Lizzy Jagger
Christina Hart / Kaitlin Doubleday
Goldie Hawn / Kate Hudson
Mariel Hemingway / Dree Hemingway
Brie Howard / Brandi Brandt
Olivia Hussey / India Eisley
Marlène Jobert / Eva Green
Christine Kaufmann / Allegra Curtis
Nastassja Kinski / Sonja Kinski
Shirley Knight / Kaitlin Hopkins
Cheryl Ladd / Jordan Ladd
Viveca Lindfors / Lena Tabori
Judy Loe / Kate Beckinsale
Laura Lyons / Lily Aldridge
Andie MacDowell / Margaret Qualley
Madonna / Lourdes Leon
Jayne Mansfield / Jayne Marie Mansfield & Mariska Hargitay
Elsa Martinelli / Cristiana Mancinelli
Demi Moore / Scout Willis & Tallulah Willis
Samantha Morton / Esme Creed-Miles
Rosalba Neri / Francesca Neri
Daria Nicolodi / Asia Argento
Gale Olson / Crystal McCahill
Vanessa Paradis / Lily-Rose Depp
Shelley Plimpton / Martha Plimpton
Vanessa Redgrave / Natasha Richardson & Joely Richardson
Denise Richards / Sami Sheen
Susan Sarandon / Eva Amurri
Emmanuelle Seigner / Morgane Polanski
Cybill Shepherd / Clementine Ford
Simonetta Stefanelli / Violante Placido
Alana Stewart / Kimberly Stewart
Uma Thurman / Maya Hawke
Geneviève Waïte / Bijou Phillips
Photo by Marc Horn
Note to commenters:
That is Victoria Beckham, not Kate Beckinsale. Posh has a distinctive Hebrew tattoo on her left wrist. She added it to her wrist in 1999 when she married Beckham. She got implants around the same time. (She has since had both the tattoo and the implants removed.)
Beckinsale has a B cup, never had implants and had no wrist tattoo at that time.
The photographer’s original post:
I really enjoyed this gallery. I was curious about the picture of the Klansmen riding the Ferris Wheel.
Here is the story:
In April 1926, dozens of Ku Klux Klan members in Cañon City, Colorado walked down Main Street and enjoyed some fun and frivolity on the Ferris wheel set up by a traveling carnival. There they posed for a photo at the carnival owner’s insistence and a story about it appeared on the front page of the local newspaper the next day. At the time, the Klan were one of the most popular groups in America and free to conduct their business in the open with the government’s blessing. Local Klansman’s children were even known to write “KKK” on their school uniforms and call themselves the Ku Klux Kids.
I found out in researching this that Colorado was a hotbed of Kan activity, and had the second-largest Klan contingent among the states. I didn’t expect that.
In Colorado, the Klan held significant political power in the mid-1920s, with a Klansman serving as governor (Clarence Morley) and another as Denver’s mayor (Benjamin Stapleton). History Colorado has digitized extensive records of Klan membership ledgers from this period, which are available to the public for research.
#1 also surprised me: Indiana.
She isn’t nekkid, but she sure is hot in that bikini!
Besides, I like Ali. I’ve been sayin’ for 20 years that she’s underrated and miscast, and now that she’s totally nailing this over-the-top role in a major show from Taylor Fuckin’ Sheridan his ownself, I’m showin’ her some love.
If anyone ever decides to make a proper version of Semi-Tough, to cleanse the palate from that dumb Burt Reynolds version, Ali would be the perfect Barbara Jane Bookman. She’s already playing that character!
That’ll never happen. The world has changed, and no filmmaker (that I know of) has the balls to do it. It would be considered racist, homophobic and misogynist. Oh, yeah, it was based on the way athletes of that time really thought and talked, but to paraphrase Jack Nicholson’s famous line, “We can’t handle the truth.”
Video. The film clip is very entertaining. I’ve actually started watching this show instead of fast-forwarding through it.
By the way, Ali turns 50 next month!
It was interesting to read what I wrote about Robert Downey, Jr 30 years ago.
Chaplin showed that Robert Downey Jr. might have had the potential to be the greatest actor of his generation. How many actors can assay the role of a certified genius and not look like a complete schmuck? Remember Paul Shenar as Orson Welles? James Brolin as Clark Gable? Ray Liotta as Sinatra? Michael Chiklis as Belushi?
When he was just 27, Downey had been nominated for an Oscar for his brilliant turn as one of film’s greatest geniuses. Whereupon he faded into a drug haze and became uninsurable, therefore persona non grata anywhere the major studios were involved. He took whatever work he could get, consisting of forgettable indies and an occasional minor role in a major film, but only if he could knock it off in a day or two, Eric Roberts style. Nobody would count on him to stay sober long enough to play a significant role in a big-budget production.
I wrote about his performance as Chaplin:
Was he just a mediocre actor who was lucky enough to get the career-defining role so early in his life? It isn’t completely rare for an otherwise average performer to deliver a spectacular performance when handed the perfect part. One need only mention Gregory Peck in “To Kill a Mockingbird” and Bubba Smith in “Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.” But I don’t think that’s the case with Downey. I think he’s always had a superior level of talent, but his private life has consistently stood between him and greatness.
Based on the “blind pig and truffle” theory, even I can be right once in a while. Downey did finally get his act together, sobering up so completely that Marvel was willing to bet their deep pockets on him in a long-running, multiple-picture role. It would make him a superstar, while affording him the freedom to pick a variety of other roles that proved he was not just a star, but a great actor as well.
You know the rest of the story. He played Sherlock Holmes. He did comedies and dramas. He picked up two more Oscar nominations after his 16-year drought. The former bad boy even became something of a wise éminence grise in Tinseltown.
Diane Lane
Milla Jovovich
Moira Kelly
