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Carolina Alterio in Je Suis Une Garce
Christine Garivet in Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas
Dorothee Moreau in Ceux Qui Comptent
Defoe’s videos are here. Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas and Ceux Qui Comptent are in 4K, so you have to download them. Je Suis Une Garce will stream.
More posts from the Nikon 2026 Short Films Competition
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Full films:
Je Suis Une Garce
Les Roses Ne Fanent Pas
Ceux Qui Comptent
Angele Virago and Jane Tonic in Chrysalide
Exploring the life cycle of a butterfly, from hatching to flight. The beauty that emanates from its development, marking the encounter between what it was at dawn and what it will be at dusk.
Defoe’s video is here. It is 4K, so you have to download it. (GoFile can’t stream it.)
The entire video is online on YouTube here.
There are 1169 films competing this year in the Nikon Short Film Festival. Free to enter and open to everyone, the Nikon Film Festival is a major event that encourages video creation and promotes the emergence of new talents through a unique concept. The challenge: submit one or several 2 min 20 sec short films related to “The Beauty” before January 15th 2026. The finalists were announced March 26.
Defoe has done his best to cull through the French-language entries for nudity.
Here are three for starters:
Ambre Olive in a flimsy, wet t-shirt in Aquaviva
Ana Elle exposes a breast in Palimpseste
Anais Celindano naked in Femme
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Here are the full films:
Palimpseste
Aquaviva
Femme
I don’t think any of these made the list of 50 finalists.
Whether they are colorful and neon or just plain disturbing, they are definitely weird. Here are ten of sea creatures that will blow your mind!
Kathryn Newton with a squished nipple popping out of her dress at the Italian premiere of Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come in Rome on March 23, 2026!
Kathryn Newton sure looks a lot like Sabrina Carpenter.
Kristen Wiig showing her nipples beneath a see-through dress while attending the 98th Oscar Awards in Hollywood.
I think she is aging beautifully. She’s 52 years old, and is wearing very little eye make-up. Many women have already gone full raccoon in their late 30s.
Norwegian detective series now available on Netflix
A brilliant but troubled detective, Harry Hole, hunts a serial killer while battling a corrupt adversary, Tom Waaler, as they navigate ethical gray areas, with Harry determined to bring the criminal to justice.
Note that this is specifically Jo Nesbo’s Detective Hole, not William Shakespeare’s. It’s pretty similar, except without the flowery monologues.
Well, that, and the fact that it’s in Norwegian. Shakespeare rarely wrote in Norwegian, except for his famous Scandinavian Sonnet, which begins:
Skal jeg si du er lik en sild?
Du har mer ynde og mer deilig
Og du er mye mindre slimete
In English:
Shall I compare thee to a herring?
Thou art more graceful and more delicious
And thou art also not as slimy
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The only nudity is provided by dead people – in four different episodes. I always point out that Europeans love autopsies. Apparently that derives from to the fact that they love corpses in general.
Agnes Born in episode 2
Agnes Born in episode 5
Dagny Norvoll Sandvik in episodes 8 and 9
(Similar scenes, eight is pictured first)
The evil husband in this series is named Wroblewski. I wonder if it was written by my ex-wife.
In his diary, he writes about cutting off the penis of a road-killed raccoon in 2001, while his kids waited patiently in the car, so that he could examine it later.
Damn, my parents’ road trips were so boring. The only time we ever stopped was to pick up some pralines at Stuckey’s. It would have really broken up the boredom if my dad had stopped occasionally to mutilate some woodland creatures.
The Onion’s take:
Chase Infiniti showing cleavage in a blue and black dress at the 2026 Vanity Fair Oscar Party in Los Angeles!