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Volleyball star Maria Bocharova gallery

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Most of the female beach volleyball players expose a pretty high percentage of their buttocks, but Maria Bocharova really goes the extra mile.

Mike Trout has homered in 5 of the last 6 games

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That’s not surprising. He’s the best young player I’ve ever seen, including Mickey. The guy is brilliant at every aspect of the game, and he’s still only 27 years old, although this is his eighth year in the bigs. And before that he tore up the minors when he was just a kid, amassing a cumulative minor league batting average of .341, including .403 in AAA. The last guy to tear up the minors like that was Willie Mays, who is often considered the greatest overall player in history. Yes, I know another player also has a case to make that claim, a certain George Herman Ruth, but when the dust clears Trout may have surpassed both of them.

But the key point here is that the Angels are 1-5 in that streak. In the game where Trout did not homer, they were shut out! He is, more or less, the whole team. As good as he is, maybe the Angels ought to consider trading him for a massive package of prospects or up-and-comers. (Maybe nobody has that level of resources, but there are a few teams that could peel off some big bucks from an unlimited bankroll instead.)

“Michael Moore proves Trump is American as apple pie”

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Michael Moore takes on both Hillary and Trump

“For those on the left side of the aisle (which you have to assume comprises the vast majority of Fahrenheit 11/9’s audience), the first 10 minutes of the film will be the most divisive. In no uncertain terms, Moore asserts that while James Comey and Russia certainly didn’t help matters, Hillary Rodham Clinton also did not run a very good campaign. Those who still manage to look back on Clinton’s campaign fondly will be disavowed of the notion that she had a competent strategy as Moore takes us back in time to the days before the election in a cringe-inducing, horror film-style sequence backed by Rachel Platten’s ‘Fight Song.’

Moore shows us a parade of self-satisfied celebrities and pundits absolutely sure that Clinton is going to win. He shows us a hubristic Clinton brushing off questions about Goldman Sachs donations. He shows us despondent campaign workers in Wisconsin and Michigan trying to convince themselves that Clinton’s absence from the trail in these crucial states is no big deal. We see Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) and Moore himself warn that Trump could win only to be laughed at by fellow talk show panelists and media grandees.”

A funny football article about the new tackling rules

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Penalty on Clay Matthews’ Textbook Hit Embroils NFL in Another Rules Controversy

“The NFL has made its policy on how to treat quarterbacks clear: Do not touch them. Do not hit them too hard, either. Don’t put your weight on them. Be delicate. No tussling of hair. Wedgies will lead to ejections. No harsh language, finger-pointing or sarcasm aimed at them. Tickling will be a 15-yard penalty. Talking about a quarterback’s momma will lead to a fine.”

“If the penalties hadn’t made the policy clear enough, the NFL even released a statement Sunday to make it clearer: ‘We strongly encourage all defensive players to not hit the quarterback ever,’ the letter from Commissioner Roger Goodell’s office read. ‘Instead, buy them a drink. Treat QBs like silk pillows. Cuddle them. Hug them. Speak to them softly.'”

Marisa Papen – usual shenanigans

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LET BELGIAN BEAUTY MARISA PAPEN TAKE YOU ON A NAKED JOURNEY THROUGH SAINT-TROPEZ

She’s the woman who prides herself on getting naked in sacred places.

 

This is either the best or the worst new study ever.

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… depending on your point of view.

“Research Says The More Sex You Have, The Longer You’ll Live”

My reaction to this finding hinges on a key question: Does jerking off count as sex? (With the right answer I may be immortal.)

But …

If this is true, then why do nuns always live to be older than giant tortoises?

Four strip clubs for all of Manhattan?

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NYC strip clubs fear closure as crackdown looms

The city has not been enforcing the zoning code — until now. “The hammer is coming down on this; it’s only weeks or months away. There are 20, give or take, clubs acting in New York — this law could get them down to between four and eight.” That has left some clubs scrambling to expand to new locations not in residential areas.

No surprises: bisexual celebs

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25 Celebrities Who Say They’re Attracted To Both Men And Women

No surprises at all. Did you really expect to see Sully Sullenberger or the late Lee Marvin on the list?

Kate Moss: pre-fame gallery

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NEW BOOK FEATURES NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN PORTRAITS OF AN UNDISCOVERED KATE MOSS

“From famed photographer, and then-boyfriend, Mario Sorrenti. The standard edition is $100, but for $1,000 you can score one of 100 limited editions which include a NSFW gelatin silver print signed and numbered by Sorrenti.”

(Sorry. The pics are not as good as this sounds.)

Ashley Graham sexy swimsuit video

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WATCH ASHLEY GRAHAM GET TOTALLY SOAKED IN STEAMY NEW SWIMSUIT VIDEO

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