Anna Beletzki shows off large, apparently natural breasts in Bachelor Night (2014)

Even by his own lofty standards for infantile grudge-based tantrums, this is off the charts. I know it seems impossible that he keeps raising the bar of his own pettiness, and yet he does it!

He actually said he won’t consider Puerto Rican statehood until all its office holders agree with him! “With the mayor of San Juan as bad as she is and as incompetent as she is, Puerto Rico shouldn’t be talking about statehood until they get some people that really know what they’re doing.” Trump said that when “you have good leadership,” statehood for Puerto Rico could be “something they talk about. With people like that involved in Puerto Rico, I would be an absolute no.”

The Governor of Puerto Rico, who has been complimentary of Trump in the past, was appalled by this. “The president said he is not in favor of statehood for the people of Puerto Rico based on a personal feud with a local mayor. This is an insensitive, disrespectful comment to over 3 million Americans who live in the U.S. territory of Puerto Rico.”

Although Joaquin Phoenix goes full Caesar Romero in this new joker movie, he somehow seems more sensible than when just being Joaquin Phoenix.

Not only that  – and I’m not completely kidding about this – the joker’s skin tone and hair color are more natural, and his make-up is subtler, than our President’s.

Catholic Church Releases New Molestation-Proof Altar Boy Uniform

Here’s a topless picture of Kate Moss that I don’t recall seeing before.

B-movie sex kitten and former MLB wife Tawny Kitaen in the Whitesnake music video

Silverfinger is, of course, Goldfinger’s less prosperous younger brother. I guess the finances of Mr. and Mrs Finger were strained by their additional children. (Goldfinger was the oldest. Their youngest son, Ironfinger, was penniless and committed suicide). To his credit, Silverfinger did paint a nude Kim Kardashian in silver for a Mark Selinger photo, but it appears that his credit card was ultimately rejected by Sherwin Williams, because he didn’t have enough to cover her face.

Rene Russo’s performance in the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair finished in second place in our very first annual poll – The Top Nude Scenes of 1999.

In Species (1995), Natasha Henstridge turned in another of the great nude performances by women playing space creatures, in the proud tradition of Mathilda May in Lifeforce (1985).

A highly specialized genre!

I’m not usually one to be filled with nostalgia for the past. I like the present. But I do miss the erotic mainstream films of the 80s and 90s. I still re-watch Body Heat from time to time.

In perhaps the hottest sex scenes ever filmed between A-listers, there were some pretty good peeks at the area between Angelina Jolie’s thighs in Original Sin. Banderas noted in the commentary track that he was shocked when Jolie showed up stark naked, sans modesty patches, to do the scene.

Original Sin is a remake of Truffaut’s Mississippi Mermaid. Neither film is very good. Truffaut’s is a better film, but the remake is much sexier and more flamboyant. My review of Original Sin is here, and my thoughts on Mississippi Mermaid are here.