Lea Seydoux naked
Is that redundant?
This time, Lea is totally exposed in Grand Central (2013)
Baseball playoff round-up
Still no offense for the Braves or Rockies; both were shut out; both fell behind 2-0. Clayton Kershaw wants to establish post-season credentials as good as his abilities warrant, because that’s the only bad rap against his magnificent career. He went a long way toward achieving that Friday, allowing just two hits in eight innings.
The Red Sox took an early lead when JD Martinez cranked one in the first stanza, and they just barely hung on, as the Yankees kept chipping away.
The Astros easily dismissed the Indians, who managed only three hits. The Tribe did manage to score two runs – on a wild pitch and a ground out! I think the Indians will do better than that, but their route to the next series will not be easy. The Astros are just plain good.
Kathryn Hahn receives a rogering (.gif)
Her nipples should have received their own credit in the I Love Dick series
This made the Top Nude Scenes of 2017, but there won’t be a 2018 sequel because the series was cancelled after a single season.
Kim Kardashian – backlash over provocative selfie in tiny Chanel bikini
Kim Kardashian was branded ‘desperate’, ‘sad’ and ‘vulgar.’
The kind of treatment she refers to as “Friday.”
The people who write this website seem to think that “vulgar” is a bad thing. I enjoy vulgar. Hell, that’s the entire Kardashian oeuvre. If there were Kardashian Scouts, Vulgar Scout would be their Eagle rank.
Not to mention several of their merit badges.
A girl named Saga found a 1500-year-old sword in a lake
Unfortunately she can’t be Queen of all the Britons, as she is a Swedish girl and it is a Swedish lake.
Winter penis is coming
“Winter penis is very much real, and you and your little pal must prepare yourselves. As the weather gets colder, those of you with a penis may notice shrinkage, decreased erections, and difficulty reaching orgasm. This isn’t due to your dick going into hibernation, but a physical reaction to the cold. ‘Men can expect their penis to shrivel by up to 50% in length and 20% to 30% in girth when the weather gets chilly.'”
I once dated a girl named Winter Penis. She pronounced it “pah-NEE.”
Denis Mukwege and Nadia Murad win Nobel Peace Prize
“for their efforts to end the use of sexual violence as a weapon of war and armed conflict.”
President Trump was considered by the British oddsmakers to be one of the favorites, probably because of this peace-loving declaration:
https://youtu.be/EYsM6dKS-RE
All kidding aside, Trump probably deserves a Nobel Peace Prize more than Obama deserved his. Obama had done absolutely nothing to earn one except to keep John McCain out of office, while Trump has made an effort to broker peace on the Korean peninsula, and he may yet succeed!
And, to be fair to DJT …
Who would not “bomb the shit out of” ISIS if they could? The problem is finding the pricks when they aren’t surrounded by human shields. But if I could find them in a camp in the desert somewhere, I’d bomb the shit out of ISIS, as well.
Of course I mean the rapin’, killin’ caliphate guys. I would never bomb Joanna Cameron.

