Two examples of Depp the Younger poking through her shirts: (1, 2)

Elisabeth Shue’s bosom in Leaving Las Vegas

She turns 55 today

Here she is in Cousin Bette

Lake Bell topless in How To Make It in America, in good quality

Lake Bell truly has a beautiful figure. This was #4 on our Top Nude Scenes of 2011. Two years later she made the list of the Top Nude Scenes of 2013 with her nighttime full frontal in Black Rock.

Perhaps Camelot has not disappeared, after all!

Some wags noted on the internet that it’s not toilet paper on his shoe – he’s actually trampling on the Constitution. That can’t be right, because the original Constitution hasn’t been transportable for decades. It’s been too flimsy ever since Lyndon Johnson pissed on it

On a serious note, if I were running the Secret Service, I would not allow the President to get in such a vulnerable position without an agent directly behind him as a shield. (For his safety, not to pick up his napkins or to hide him from photographers.)

I wouldn’t have described it quite that way, but that skin-tight top covers very little of her impressive assets

Somehow, I think they knew all along that the Hello Kitty Massager was going to find its way into various bodily orifices.

Sexy nerd Meg Turney seems to be in an all-booty version of a Harry Potter novel.

A Zendaya nipple appears from nowhere

I don’t think Selena thought this would be a see-thru outfit, but the flashbulbs did her in.

This time it’s brunette Gaga flashing the ass