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Phun is reporting that there are explicit leaked pictures of Allie Goertz

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According to Phun, Allie Goertz seems to love taking naughty selfies

I suppose Allie is kind of a low-rent Weird Al. (Wikipedia)

Sarah Silverman shows off her cleavage

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Sarah Silverman looks great in a low-cut gown (.gif)

Kaniehtiio Horn topless

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Kaniehtiio Horn in Embrace of the Vampire (2013 version)

Chloe Sevigny topless in Boys Don’t Cry

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Birthday girl Chloe turns 44 today. She turned 24 during the photography of this movie.

Astrid Bergès-Frisbey: topless (large and natural)

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Astrid Bergès-Frisbey in The Sea Wall (2008)

She is distinguished from most actresses by the unusual pattern of her eye color.

And, of course, by her family’s invention of flying plastic discs.

Alice Eve: naked, curvy and beautiful

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Alice Eve was an unknown when this role in Crossing Over vaulted her into prominence and earned her the #4 spot among our Top Nude Scenes of 2009.

Keira Knightley in The Hole

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This is the nicest capture I have seen of her topless scene.

This scene is controversial. Keira was born in March of 1985, and this scene was shot in the summer of 2000, so she had just turned 15.

She was 16 or 17 when she did her nudity and sex scenes in Dr. Zhivago. (She was 17 when it was released, so that is the oldest she could have been, but I’m not sure of the filming schedule.)

Trump wants us to rake our forests, “like Finland”

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It’s difficult to imagine how one man could say so many dumb things. This guy makes Dan Quayle seem like Isaac Newton. To be fair to Trump, he did actually identify a country with a lot of forest land, which surprises me. I’m surprised that he even knows the name of the country, although I’d be willing to wager he could not find it on a map.

Rake America Great Again.

No, they don’t rake the forests in Finland. It would be quite a task. They have approximately 5,000 trees for each person. I’m pretty sure that job would really cut into their sauna time.

But they should!

Just an ordinary day in the Finnish forest ~ Ihan normipäivä suomalaisessa metsässä #Trump #forest #firesafety #raking #forestry #Finland #Finnish #CaliforniaFire #RakingAmericaGreatAgain #rakingtheforest #Suomi #haravointi #metsäpalot #rakingleaves pic.twitter.com/YOKA3D6C2K

— Pyry Luminen (@pyryluminen) November 18, 2018


Indian actress Kristna Saikia stark naked

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She does not appear to be a Hairy Kristna.

Nice to see Indian actresses joining the nudity club.

“Turkey: Khashoggi’s dismembered body possibly carried through Istanbul’s airport.”

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“Jamal Khashoggi … now departing for Riyadh from gate 87, gate 43, and gate 2.”

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