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Heather Graham full frontal nudity

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Heather Graham as Rollergirl in Boogie Nights

This was the runaway winner as our Best Nude Scene of 1997

Alexandra Guilmant – topless + see-thru bottom

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Alexandra Guilmant has an impressive figure

Jessica Biel topless – excellent quality

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Jessica Biel in Powder Blue (2009)

This was #3 on our Best Nude Scenes of 2009

It seems that Maria Butina’s boyfriend is in deep shit.

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The plea and co-operation agreement indicates that Paul Erickson knew she was a Russian agent and helped her carry out her assignments.

People will be throwing around the T word, but there are no treason indictments in peacetime. The Constitution defines treason very specifically, and even the Rosenbergs were not charged with it. Erickson could, in the worst case, end up being charged with espionage, which can carry the death penalty.

“Julia Roberts Finds Life And Her Holes Get Better With Age”

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So I’ve heard

“An Upstate New York newspaper dug itself into a hole over the weekend with an awkward headline typo.”

Dolly Parton Is Open To A Threesome With Jennifer Aniston

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As if there are a lot of people who aren’t. Hell, I’d do a threesome with Jennifer Aniston and Clint Howard.

“See, I think he kind of fantasizes about like a threesome with us. I’m serious! No, I’m serious, he does! And I think he can’t even get it up to pee, much less get it up for three.”

Debra Winger topless

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Debra Winger in An Officer and a Gentleman

Love this pic of Alison Brie

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She’s covered, but s-s-s-s-smokin’

Birthday girl Rita Moreno – film nudity history

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She never did do a great nude scene. She came kinda-sorta close in three films.

In 1968 (age 36), a breast slipped out of her robe in The Night of the Following Day. Her nipple seems to have been taped.

The following year, she played a stripper in Marlowe and was topless except for small pasties.

In 1981 (age 49) she, like fellow birthday girl Bess Armstrong, showed her butt while skinny-dipping in The Four Seasons. (Maybe. Just as with Bess Armstrong’s scene, it’s impossible to say who it was or whether she was in a thong.)

She turns 87 today and she looked great at this year’s SAG awards.

Birthday girl Donna Mills in Play Misty for Me

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To the best of my knowledge, this was her only screen nudity. It was in 1971, and she was 30.

The interview below, from February, 2018, shows what she looks like now. In one word, she looks incredible, and I mean that literally. It’s impossible to believe she could look like that because she was 77 then, and turns 78 today. Ain’t modern science wonderful!

By the way, she’s another one who went full Mimi Rogers on her birth year. Wikipedia explains the reasons why they decided on 1940, but she has also claimed 1942 and 1943 at various times.

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