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Birthday girl Jennifer Connelly is 48 today.

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Jennifer Connelly is a legend of film nudity. She was ubiquitous in our annual top twenty lists from 1996-2003, including three finishes in the top three, and two top-ten appearances in the same year.

Her nude scenes:

The Hot Spot, 1990

Of Love and Shadows, 1994

Mulholland Falls, 1996 (The top nude scene of 1996)

Inventing the Abbotts, 1997 (The #2 nude scene of 1997)

Waking the Dead, 2000, with additional nudity in deleted scenes. (#9 among the top nude scenes of 2000)

Requiem for a Dream, 2000 (#3 among the top nude scenes of 2000)

The House of Sand and Fog, 2003 (#15 among the best nude scenes of 2003)

Shelter, 2014

American Pastoral, 2016

Help wanted: world’s best-paid babysitter.

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Kelly to remain as White House chief of staff as long as needed.

Which, in theory, could be forever.

Noemie Schmidt not naked (but really naked)

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Noemie Schmidt is covered by a slip, which manages to cover exactly nothing. (A .gif from an episode of Versailles.)

Full-frontal nudity from Ginger Spice

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Geri Halliwell posed naked a lot before she became a Spice Girl

Did you know … Zeffirelli’s Romeo and Juliet reunited in 2015

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From deep inside another thread:

Both Romeo and Juliet were minors when the film was lensed, at least by the definition of every country in the Western Hemisphere except Cuba. Whiting had just turned 17 the month before filming began, Hussey was 16 years and three months when filming began, and about 16 1/2 when it was finished.

Whiting and Hussey reunited in 2015 to play a married couple in Social Suicide. It was Whiting’s first film role in 40 years.

This year marked the 50th anniversary of the release of Romeo and Juliet, further proof that both patrick and tempus fugit.

“Alexis Ren is topless on Instagram”

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While that headline is theoretically accurate, this Alexis Ren video is more annoying than stimulating.

Amanda Palmer: full-frontal nudity

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Amanda Palmer’s promo pic for her new release, There Will Be No Intermission

Kendall see-thru

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One more of Kendall Jenner in that weird gold dress

Doutzen Kroes bootylicious

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I’ve seen plenty of pics of Doutzen Kroes, but I never realized that her booty is so magnificent.

Amy Beth Hayes topless

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Amy Beth Hayes in an episode of Misfits (e2)

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