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Field Hockey is awesome

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Dutch Field Hockey stars Ellen Hoog and Eva De Goede – bootylicious

Nathalie Kelley topless outdoors

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Nathalie Kelley at Burning Man some time ago

Another in the same bottom

Jennifer Aniston’s nude portrait is being auctioned for COVID-19 relief

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My dear friend @markseliger teamed up with @radvocacy and @christiesinc to auction 25 of his portraits – including mine ☺️- for COVID-19 relief… 100% of sales proceeds of this portrait will go to @NAFClinics, an organization which provides free coronavirus testing and care nationwide to the medically underserved. Link in my bio to learn more about the auction. Thank you again to Mark for allowing me to be part of this ❤️?? #radart4aid

A post shared by Jennifer Aniston (@jenniferaniston) on May 30, 2020 at 8:19am PDT

Hey, Jen, you could donate a lot more by auctioning a REAL nude. Just sayin’.

Nothin’ lyin’ around the house?

Winning!

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Trump's disapproval rating has been on the rise again, now up to 54%. There were some presidents with lower approval ratings to this point in their first terms, but no president had a higher *disapproval* rating than Trump now has.https://t.co/Vfmzd6B2ps pic.twitter.com/X3qpeAwoAe

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 2, 2020

Godwin’s law demonstrated – by Godwin!

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I'm just saying this bunker thing feels a bit on-the-nose to me.

— Mike Godwin (@sfmnemonic) June 2, 2020


Godwin’s Law:

“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1”.

Like this:

The best comment on Trump’s church visit came from Sulu:

Overheard: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: For a photo opp at the church!

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 3, 2020


Steve King lost his primary

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… he just wanted to spend more time in his hood.

No, not inside his neighborhood. Inside his Klan hood.

And now he will have plenty of leisure time.

He’ll be missed.

False claims of antifa protesters plague small U.S. cities

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Dude, we live in Mayberry, RFD out here. If a bunch of outside agitators showed up in small Midwestern towns, they’d be kinda obvious.

Unless they tricked us and wore overalls!

Singer-keyboardist Leanne Macomber stark naked

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Six years ago, her pop/synth duo, Ejecta, created a video for a single called “Eleanor Lye.” That video consisted basically of her writhing around naked.

Story here

“I’m blessed there’s people like me on this earth.”

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Amazingly enough, those words were not uttered by Trump but by the equally bimbonic Backdoor Teen Mom

I think we found a government job Trump could do: Minister of Silly Walks

Scoop, ... 3 comments.

President Donald Trump walks past graffiti during a visit to St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House amid nationwide unrest. Photo by ⁦@tombrennerphoto⁩ pic.twitter.com/mSx9qFdX02

— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) June 1, 2020


Also, he would be good as head of the newly formed Ministry of Silly Standing

He would be the only Silly Walker and Stander to employ “vicious dogs and ominous weapons” to enforce proper silly posture.

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