Dutch Field Hockey stars Ellen Hoog and Eva De Goede – bootylicious
Jennifer Aniston’s nude portrait is being auctioned for COVID-19 relief
Hey, Jen, you could donate a lot more by auctioning a REAL nude. Just sayin’.
Nothin’ lyin’ around the house?
Winning!
Trump's disapproval rating has been on the rise again, now up to 54%. There were some presidents with lower approval ratings to this point in their first terms, but no president had a higher *disapproval* rating than Trump now has.https://t.co/Vfmzd6B2ps pic.twitter.com/X3qpeAwoAe
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 2, 2020
Godwin’s law demonstrated – by Godwin!
I'm just saying this bunker thing feels a bit on-the-nose to me.
— Mike Godwin (@sfmnemonic) June 2, 2020
Godwin’s Law:
“As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1”.
Like this:

The best comment on Trump’s church visit came from Sulu:
Overheard: Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: For a photo opp at the church!
— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) June 3, 2020
Steve King lost his primary
… he just wanted to spend more time in his hood.
No, not inside his neighborhood. Inside his Klan hood.
And now he will have plenty of leisure time.
He’ll be missed.
False claims of antifa protesters plague small U.S. cities
Dude, we live in Mayberry, RFD out here. If a bunch of outside agitators showed up in small Midwestern towns, they’d be kinda obvious.
Unless they tricked us and wore overalls!
Singer-keyboardist Leanne Macomber stark naked
Six years ago, her pop/synth duo, Ejecta, created a video for a single called “Eleanor Lye.” That video consisted basically of her writhing around naked.
Story here
“I’m blessed there’s people like me on this earth.”
Amazingly enough, those words were not uttered by Trump but by the equally bimbonic Backdoor Teen Mom
I think we found a government job Trump could do: Minister of Silly Walks
President Donald Trump walks past graffiti during a visit to St. John's Episcopal Church across from the White House amid nationwide unrest. Photo by @tombrennerphoto pic.twitter.com/mSx9qFdX02
— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) June 1, 2020
Also, he would be good as head of the newly formed Ministry of Silly Standing
He would be the only Silly Walker and Stander to employ “vicious dogs and ominous weapons” to enforce proper silly posture.
