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10 Things You Never Knew You Could Use Your Microwave for

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (8:32 pm)April 25, 2025 (10:27 pm) ... 2 comments.

After scanning the list, I actually used one of these tips (brown sugar).

Matylda Giegżno naked in Photosensitive (2024)

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (6:53 pm)April 25, 2025 (6:58 pm) ... no comments.

UPDATE: I added film clips

Polish romantic drama. Original title: Światłoczuła

Agata works with troubled youth, freedives, and embraces life fully. She is blind. Robert is a successful photographer who avoids people. Their meeting will change everything, helping them find love and overcome limitations


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Matylda has done better nude scenes before. Here is her nudography.

Addison Rae – again with the partial booty shots

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (5:31 pm) ... no comments.

And who could have guessed that Elle magazine would run a picture of her playing with a cock?


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I don’t know whether Megan Thee Stallion is good at pool, but her form seems correct

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (5:22 pm) ... no comments.

I believe the great Willie Mosconi wore this same outfit when he made his debut at the World Straight Pool Championship in 1933.


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Simone Biles see-thru at a swanky bullshit gala

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (5:04 pm) ... no comments.

I suppose that headline is redundant. Are there any galas that are not swanky bullshit?

Gymnast Simone Biles showing nipples in a see through dress as she attends the 2025 TIME100 Gala in New York City!

She may be vertically challenged, but she looks fine horizontally. She appears to be pierced.


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Souheila Yacoub topless in Planete B (2024)

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (3:48 pm)April 25, 2025 (4:24 pm) ... 1 comment.

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French-language sci-fi, AKA Planet B

France, 2039. One night, a group of activists pursued by the state vanish without a trace. Julia Bombarth is one of them. When she awakens, she finds herself trapped in an entirely unfamiliar world: PLANET B.

She has a spectacular body, but it’s a disappointing scene. Her face and breasts appear together only when she’s behind a scrim.


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You may know her from Dune: Part 2. She is clothed in that movie, but we’ve seen her naked in several recent films:

The Balconettes (2024)

No Man’s Land (2020)

The Salt of Tears (2020)

Olivia Munn (modestly) topless in episode 4 of Your Friends and Neighbors

Scoop, April 25, 2025 (1:36 am)April 25, 2025 (8:29 am) ... 6 comments.


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She did an equally coy nude scene in episode 2

Vatican to let the internet decide next pope’s name

Scoop, April 24, 2025 (10:30 pm)April 25, 2025 (8:45 am) ... 17 comments.

Popey McPopeface?

As you can guess, I cast my vote for Pope Dalton I, after my hero, although I considered Pope Shatner I. Also, I don’t think there has ever been a Pope Dwayne, and there definitely should be.

Some of the leading choices so far:

Pope Pedo 2 (oops, “accidently” mistyped Pedro 2) 1
Pope Ourri
Pope Ogigio 2
Pope George-Ringo, to bookend John-Paul
Pope Gert-Frobe
Popey Gaga
Pope Mobile
Hop-on Pope
Pope Randy “Macho Man”
Pope Tarts
Pope Generoso 3
Pope Springs Eternal

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Footnote 1: As you know, the very first pope was named Pedro, the name Jesus gave him. There has never been another.

Footnote 2: If you understand this joke, you are old and have a hell of a memory. If you don’t, Ed Sullivan will explain it to you.

Footnote 3: That actually sounds like a real pope name, but Generoso Pope Jr. is the guy who founded the National Enquirer.


(It’s a spoof. I hate having to type that, but somebody will post it in the comments if I don’t, because they think the rest of us would never figure it out on our own.)

Johnny Moronic reviews the nudity in the Aussie/Kiwi films of 2019, part 2

Scoop, April 24, 2025 (10:23 pm) ... no comments.

Today’s nudity, per Johnny Moronic, includes

Decent scenes in the drama Hearts and Bones and two internationally made dramas, A Family and Made in Malta, plus full nudity in horror movie No Such Things as Monsters. There also good, albeit brief, scenes in Judy & Punch and Little Monsters.

Olivia Baglivi topless in the season two premiere of Memento Mori

Scoop, April 24, 2025 (7:44 pm) ... no comments.

Crime series from Spain.

The murder of a young woman who has appeared mutilated and with a poem hidden in her mouth, causes the visceral inspector Sancho to begin an investigation, just when he had requested the transfer from Valladolid. Little does he know that Augusto, the man he is looking for, an enigmatic young man with an impeccable appearance, is at that moment looking for a woman who seems to be linked to his dark past. Armando Lopategui, alias “Carapocha”, a psychologist who is an expert in multiple murderers, appears in Valladolid to help Inspector Sancho in his investigations


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