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Naked German athletes

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (5:44 pm)February 22, 2026 (4:18 am) ... 1 comment.

Bobsleigh world champion Vanessa Mark and ice hockey national team forward Franziska Feldmeier in all their nude pics + bonus backstage videos

Feldmeier participated in the 2026 Winter Olympics.

Mark’s participation in the Winter Olympics was cut short by an injury.

‘Rassler “Allie the Bunny” nekkid

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (5:34 pm) ... no comments.

Canadian professional wrestler Laura Dennis mostly known as “Allie the Bunny”

Sarah Snook topless in Not Suitable for Children (2012)

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (8:09 am)February 21, 2026 (8:12 am) ... 4 comments.

American rom-com with a high-concept premise:

A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.


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Aesthete’s video is here



The Succession co-star has not done much nudity, and what she has done has been quite inexplicit. To my knowledge, her only other nudity was in The Beautiful Lie (2015):


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Speaking of James Bond …

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (7:34 am)February 21, 2026 (7:22 pm) ... 5 comments.

A few looks at Ursula Andress in Dr. No.


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Re-watching it just now, I was struck by how low-tech it was. Damn, 1962 was long ago.

Weird trivia: Joseph Wiseman (Dr. No) and Jack Lord (CIA man Felix Leiter, Bond’s ally) were in high school together. Joseph Wiseman was a senior at John Adams High School in Queens when Jack Lord was a freshman. Jackie Gleason attended the same high school. He would have been two years ahead of Wiseman.

More trivia: A Francisco de Goya painting of the Duke of Wellington, stolen in August 1961 from London’s National Gallery, is found on an easel next to the stairs in Dr. No’s dining area, which is why Bond stops to notice it as he passes it while going up the stairs. The painting was still missing when the film was released.

More: you never hear the voice of Ursula Andress. Nikki van der Zyl dubbed her speaking lines, and Diana Coupland sang for her.

Nikki was incredibly good at re-voicing, maybe the best of all time. Knowing in advance that the voice was dubbed, I watched the lip/sound sync, and it is flawless. Nikki re-voiced every female voice in the film except Moneypenny and Miss Taro – even the voices of native English speakers. She also provided voices for many other Bond films. For example, she provided Claudine Auger’s voice in Thunderball, Mie Hama’s voice in You Only Live Twice, Françoise Therry’s voice in The Man With the Golden Gun, and Corinne Cléry’s voice in Moonraker. She couldn’t speak for Gert Frobe in Goldfinger, but taught him to speak his dialogue phonetically and more naturally because his English was virtually non-existent at the time. (Here’s an interview with Nikki, and here’s a biography.)



Why the topic came up: Denise Perrier did a clear topless scene in Diamonds are Forever (1971)

The nudity in the season two finale of En El Barro

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (3:39 am)February 21, 2026 (1:43 am) ... no comments.

Anto Avalos

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Camila Peralta

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Valeria Fratianni

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Violeta Vicario Furfaro

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Monia Chokri topless in Love Letters (2025)

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (3:04 am)February 21, 2026 (3:05 am) ... no comments.

IMDb says it’s a French dramedy. If that is accurate, I didn’t get the jokes. Original title: Des Preuves D’Amour

Céline, 32, is expecting her first child. But Céline is not pregnant. In three months, it is Nadia, her wife, who will give birth to their daughter.

If this film interests you, Eye For Film published an excellent article about it.

As far as the nudity goes, I don’t know what is real here and what is prosthetic.


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Videos

Julieta Ortega topless in season two of En El Barro (s2e7)

Scoop, February 21, 2026 (1:38 am)February 21, 2026 (1:39 am) ... no comments.


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Previous nudity from this show

Rare nudity in a Bond film: Denise Perrier in Diamonds are Forever (1971)

Scoop, February 20, 2026 (10:27 pm)February 20, 2026 (11:47 pm) ... 9 comments.

Spoiler alert: it turned out that the diamonds were temporary.


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Here’s Aesthete’s video

From the comments:

Here’s a BTS shot.

Sara Drago topless in Io Ti Conosco (2025)

Scoop, February 20, 2026 (1:01 pm)February 20, 2026 (8:18 pm) ... no comments.

Italian drama.

A woman travels to the seaside in search of her missing husband and must confront her own childhood trauma as well as a current unstable relationship.


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Zorg’s video is here

Brooklyn Wren, UFC Octagon Girl (ring card girl) since 2017, naked

Scoop, February 20, 2026 (12:44 pm) ... 1 comment.

… including nude photoshoots

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