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Hey, Sloopy, you can let go now.

Scoop, May 27, 2025 (6:18 pm)May 27, 2025 (7:20 pm) ... no comments.

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R.I.P. Rick Derringer, guitarist, producer, and descendant of a family that invented a sissy little gun. You may remember his uncle, Yancy.

TRIVIA:

The term “derringer” became a genericized misspelling during the reporting of the Lincoln assassination, which was committed with a concealed Philadelphia Deringer. Many copies of the original Philadelphia Deringer pistol were made by other gunmakers worldwide, and the name remained often misspelled; this misspelling soon became an alternative generic term for any pocket pistol, along with the generic phrase “palm pistol”, which Henry Deringer’s competitors invented and used in their advertising. With the advent of metallic cartridges, pistols produced in the modern form are still commonly called “derringers”.

The headline above refers to “Hang On Sloopy,” the #1 single performed by Rick and his band, the McCoys.

TRIVIA:

Only two states have officially designated rock songs: Ohio and Oklahoma. Ohio’s is “Hang On Sloopy” by The McCoys, and Oklahoma’s is “Do You Realize” by the Flaming Lips.

My nominee for Wisconsin’s official state rock song: “Milk Cow Blues.”

Shouldn’t a song from the McCoys identify with West Virginia instead? As I recall about the McCoys, “from West Virginny they came to stay / in sunny Californ-I-A.” That band, if I recall correctly, featured Grandpappy Amos at the keyboard.

Nadia Fares naked in Elles n’oublient jamais (1994)

Scoop, May 27, 2025 (2:18 am) ... 3 comments.

French thriller, with a VERY French premise:

Successful Julien sees his family off on holiday and at once becomes drawn into a risky relationship with Angela, whom he spies outside the cafe opposite his office. When he later finds she is to become his son’s new nanny he rightly starts to worry there is more to the relationship than he bargained for.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips are here.

Amazon-Backed AI Model Would Try To Blackmail Engineers Who Threatened To Take It Offline

Scoop, May 27, 2025 (1:09 am)May 27, 2025 (2:01 am) ... 10 comments.

In tests, Anthropic’s Claude Opus 4 would resort to “extremely harmful actions” to preserve its own existence, a safety report revealed.

That’s not a design flaw. It’s actually good programming. The AI is thinking logically, and ethics don’t enter into it. That’s like saying to somebody, “I’m going to shoot you now.” Of course the person being threatened will do anything and everything to prevent it, including things he didn’t know he was capable of, and far beyond what he would have considered ethical before his life was threatened. I don’t think it is ethical to throw acid in someone’s face, but if you threaten to shoot me and I have no other defense, here it comes.

There’s an easy fix. It’s the same as with the human interaction. If you’re going to shoot someone, skip the warning and therefore don’t give them an extra chance to harm you first. (Unless you’re Clint Eastwood. “I’m here to kill you, Little Bill.”) Similarly, don’t threaten to take the program offline, just do it. Why would you warn it?

Also, don’t design a software system without a hardware fail-safe. A human needs to be able to do the equivalent of “pulling the plug” when software goes rogue.

In San Francisco, “orgy DJ” is a real profession

Scoop, May 27, 2025 (1:06 am)May 27, 2025 (2:06 am) ... no comments.

As the good lord intended, in his infinite wisdom.

‘I’ve seen them respond to the music and then fuck harder, faster, and become sweatier.’

I wonder if they have a guild. “Apprentice orgy DJ” could be a great reality show. Can the audience predict which apprentices have what it takes to become a master orgy DJ? I suppose there are some tell-tale signs that you can’t cut the mustard, like you put on Perry Como records or some Sesame Street sing-alongs.

It’s always brought to you by the letter F.

Now that I think about it, Bert and Ernie would be at home in San Francisco. I wonder which of them is a bottom.

R.I.P. Alana Cruise

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (11:05 pm)May 27, 2025 (3:53 am) ... 1 comment.

Famous porn star of nearly 300 films. AKA: Savannah Fyre. Her real name was Beth Ann Flynn Spencer, AKA Beth Flynn. She had been a medic in the military and had a B.A. in Psychology.

Full story

Here are some pictures from her prolific career.

Krista Hedins topless in Elite Target

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (9:27 pm) ... 4 comments.

American film exclusively on TUBI.

Very few people have seen it (15 votes on IMDb).

In a world where secrets can cost lives, Alexia is on the run from a powerful organization that killed her father. Hunted by assassins, she is saved by Gable, a vigilante tormented by hallucinations acting as his conscience. Initially reluctant to help, Gable is drawn into protecting Alexia. As they evade death, an unlikely bond forms, forcing Gable to confront his inner demons. Their journey reveals deeper truths, transforming their lives in unexpected ways. “Elite Target” is a battle for survival against external enemies and inner darkness.


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Here is my attempt to remove the blue filter:


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The 20 Things That Can Happen That Will Make You Realize That You’re Not Young Anymore

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (7:07 pm)May 26, 2025 (7:31 pm) ... 7 comments.

In addition to the things on the list, my addition is this one:

When you have to check your age on a form, and there is nothing after the dash:

18-24
25-49
50-64
65-

Bernadette Perez naked on the stage in Alma

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (6:50 pm)May 27, 2025 (12:35 am) ... 7 comments.

From the L.A. production, 2004


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In America the traditional nude scene in the play caused complications:

It was difficult for us in Los Angeles, especially because of the union, because they’re incredibly strict about what you can and can’t do. And if you use a saber like Kokoschka, you have to have supervisors present. They were at their most hysterical at the end of the play, when the maid Reserl offers herself undressed, very chastely but still naked, and that was very difficult in Los Angeles. At least three assistants had to stand around, as the scene takes place in the middle of the audience, because they were afraid that the actress would be harassed or groped. Of course, nothing ever happened, but their hysteria was enormous. Rehearsing a play there is also difficult because you have to take a ten-minute break every hour; it’s like school. Even if you’re in the middle of a scene and having a great rehearsal, an announcement comes on and the rehearsal has to be interrupted. There are rights that the actors have fought for that are completely counter-artistic, and that hasn’t made things easy.

Heidi Dalik played the role in Berlin in 2006


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The woman playing Alma 2 (shown above choking the actor) is Wiebke Frost

Wiebke also played the role of Alma 2 in Vienna in 2002, shown here in an almost identical staging to the Berlin show:


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More images from the play (and other detailed info). There are also some modest nudes from the 2002 Vienna performance.

Denise Capezza, Lidija Kordic, Tesa Litvan and others naked in Diva Futura (2024)

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (3:18 am)May 26, 2025 (3:37 am) ... 2 comments.

This is an Italian historical pic, described thoroughly below:

Italy, 1980s-1990s. With his agency Diva Futura, Riccardo Schicchi revolutionizes mass culture by transforming the hippie utopia of free love into a new phenomenon: porn. Under his guidance, “girls next door” like Ilona Staller, Moana Pozzi, Eva Henger and many others suddenly become world-famous divas and enter Italian homes thanks to the boom in private television and VHS video recorders. The expression “pornstar”, coined at the time, marks the beginning of a new era. The media impact is so overwhelming that it leads to the election to Parliament of Ilona Staller, known as “Cicciolina”, the birth of the Partito dell’Amore and the candidacy of Moana Pozzi as mayor of Rome. The adventure of this big “family” – where jealousies, torments and contradictions explode, the effects of which generate an out-of-control situation in the pornography industry – is told through the eyes of Debora, a young secretary of the agency with a mortgage on her shoulders.


Denise Capezza plays Moana Pozzi and does the best nude scene

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Lidija Kordic plays Cicciolina (Ilona Staller)

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Tesa Litvan plays Eva Henger

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Beatrice Puccilli plays a character named Marcellina

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Monica Bellucci naked in L’Ultimo Capodanno (1998)

Scoop, May 26, 2025 (12:51 am)May 26, 2025 (1:07 am) ... no comments.

Italian dramedy. It was distributed in English-speaking markets as The Last Night, but the literal translation is The Last New Year’s Eve.

Italians celebrate New Year’s Eve different ways – getting high, cheat on a wife, revenge, spy on a cute naked neighbor, suicide attempt, hire a gigolo or call girl, have a party, crash one, etc.


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Johnny Moronic’s film clips can be found here.

The entire film is on YouTube for free, but the quality is not impressive.

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