As Trump Puts His Brand on Washington, the Kennedy Center Gets a New Name
The sign now reads “The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.”
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Do you think Trump is aware that he’s not dead?
Probably not. In terms of awareness, he seems to have gone Full Biden. I think he’s putting his name on things so he doesn’t forget it. (He now calls Susie Wiles “Susie Trump.”)
Other suggestions for renaming boring, passé Kennedy stuff:
Cape Trump
Trump Space Center
DJT-JFK Airport
The USS Trump
Mount Trump
Trump Kennedy Island (Solomons): The island where Trump and Kennedy bravely co-commanded the survivors of PT-109.
The Trump Kennedy Half Dollar
The Trump Kennedy Memorial in Dealey Plaza
Rue du Trump
Harvard’s Donald J. Trump School of Government.
Jessica Parker Trump
and of course:
HHS secretary Robert F. Trump, Jr.
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Also – Shouldn’t June 14th be called Trumpmas?
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The man formerly known as Joseph Kennedy III, now known as Joe Trump, grandson of former U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Trump-Kennedy, whined on the social platform X:
“The Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law. It can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial.”
In that last sentence, I think he is referring to the Trump Memorial, the building dedicated to whichever President did the most for African-Americans. Some say that used to be Lincoln.

Also, since the Sea World board saw him in his tuxedo, they renamed their most famous orca Shamu Trump.


