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Kennedy Center board votes to rename the Kennedy Center

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (7:54 pm)December 19, 2025 (5:48 pm) ... 29 comments.

As Trump Puts His Brand on Washington, the Kennedy Center Gets a New Name

The sign now reads “The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts.”

Memorial

Do you think Trump is aware that he’s not dead?

Probably not. In terms of awareness, he seems to have gone Full Biden. I think he’s putting his name on things so he doesn’t forget it. (He now calls Susie Wiles “Susie Trump.”)

Other suggestions for renaming boring, passé Kennedy stuff:

Cape Trump
Trump Space Center
DJT-JFK Airport
The USS Trump
Mount Trump
Trump Kennedy Island (Solomons): The island where Trump and Kennedy bravely co-commanded the survivors of PT-109.
The Trump Kennedy Half Dollar
The Trump Kennedy Memorial in Dealey Plaza
Rue du Trump
Harvard’s Donald J. Trump School of Government.
Jessica Parker Trump

and of course:

HHS secretary Robert F. Trump, Jr.

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Also – Shouldn’t June 14th be called Trumpmas?

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The man formerly known as Joseph Kennedy III, now known as Joe Trump, grandson of former U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Trump-Kennedy, whined on the social platform X:

“The Kennedy Center is a living memorial to a fallen president and named for President Kennedy by federal law. It can no sooner be renamed than can someone rename the Lincoln Memorial.”

In that last sentence, I think he is referring to the Trump Memorial, the building dedicated to whichever President did the most for African-Americans. Some say that used to be Lincoln.

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Also, since the Sea World board saw him in his tuxedo, they renamed their most famous orca Shamu Trump.

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Jessica Chastain: sex and nudity in Dreams (2025)

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (7:01 pm)December 20, 2025 (9:03 am) ... 10 comments.

This is a bleak melodrama about the … er … “romantic” relationship between a wealthy socialite and an undocumented Mexican ballet dancer, contrasting lives and cultures.

Tomato Meter: 70%
IMDb 6.2


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Videos



Check out Sydney Sweeney naked in The Housemaid (2025)

Check out – the candidates for the 2025 scene of the year

Digna Kulionyte topless in The Southern Chronicles

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (6:21 pm)December 18, 2025 (7:23 pm) ... 1 comment.

The Southern Chronicles, directed by Ignas Miškinis, arrives as a Lithuanian coming-of-age dramedy with wide popular approval and several Silver Crane awards to show for it. The story unfolds in Šiauliai in the early 1990s, a moment of national reinvention after the Soviet withdrawal. Time matters here. The private timetable of adolescence intersects with the public timetable of statehood, and the film keeps both clocks in view.

According to IMDb:

A lot of the 1990s footage is authentic, with the actors superimposed onto it.

This nude scene in this film is one that “coulda been a contenda” without the damned color filter, which was so intense that I couldn’t correct it without introducing unwanted artifacts and distortions. I have no idea why directors think that it would be a good idea to add this artificial crap. What annoys me even more than the actual filters is the fact that I have to agree with Lars von Trier on this issue, which probably means I’m wrong, and possibly mentally ill.

I can give you the general idea.

The scene looks like this:


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It probably looked something like this to the naked eye: (Don’t click on these. They are the size of postage stamps, meant for illustration only.)


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Anyway, here’s the video, in all of its orange glory.

The 7 Most Famous Female Killers

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (5:36 pm)December 18, 2025 (5:36 pm) ... 1 comment.

While most murderers in history have been male, there are no shortage of homicidal females. There are many notable female killers, but here are the top 7.

This is the first I’ve read of Amelia Dyer, who allegedly killed hundreds of babies.

Ice Spice Live Stream Nip-Slips!

Scoop, December 18, 2025 (12:10 pm) ... 1 comment.

A couple of new Ice Spice nip-slips from a recent live stream.

Jackie van Beek and others naked in Nude Tuesday (2022)

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (11:21 pm)December 17, 2025 (11:22 pm) ... 12 comments.

Jackie van Beek wrote this oddball comedy film from New Zealand. She also stars in it.

Nude Tuesday is performed in the Zøbftańlik tongue.

You say you never heard of that language? That’s not surprising, because it doesn’t exist! That’s part of the quirkiness of the film.

A suburban couple goes to a new-age retreat as a last ditch attempt to save their marriage. Their path to reconnection is riddled with hilarity and humiliation as they seek to find themselves and each other.

IMDb: 5.6
Metacritic: 79
Tomato Meter: 86%
Popcorn Meter: 77%

Jackie van Beek

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Chelsie Preston Crayford

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Kate Hudson in Song Sung Blue (2025)

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (10:19 pm)December 18, 2025 (7:50 am) ... 1 comment.

This is a Christmas release for family audiences, so there is no nudity or anything close, but as long as I watched the film, I may as well share what there is…

Based on a true story, two down-on-their-luck musicians (Hugh Jackman and Kate Hudson) form a joyous Neil Diamond tribute band, proving it’s never too late to find love and follow your dreams.

IMDb: 7.2
Tomato Meter: 79%
Metacritic: 52/100
Awards: Kate Hudson was nominated for a Golden Globe

The Metacritic score is based on just eight reviews, one of which was a complete pan. The score will go up when more critics weigh in. I expect the Popcorn Meter to be quite high. It’s a crowd-pleasing film without cynicism, with good performances from both Kate and Wolvie.

Irrelevant but interesting: Michael Imperioli does a surprisingly great vocal and instrumental impersonation of Buddy Holly. He wears the nerdy Holly glasses, but doesn’t otherwise try to look like him. Imperioli’s hair is gray, for example! (Yes, he knows that Holly died at 22. That contributes to a plot point.)

The captures are from a CAM, but it’s an HD one.


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Odessa A’zion is built

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (6:55 pm)December 17, 2025 (6:57 pm) ... 2 comments.

Odessa A’zion – Marty Supreme premiere in New York – 12/16/25

She is Pamela Adlon’s daughter. Her stage name is formed from her first and middle names: Odessa Zion.


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Susan Saint James, Jane Curtin and Curtin’s body double in How to Beat the High Cost of Living (1980)

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (6:37 pm)December 17, 2025 (6:38 pm) ... 6 comments.

Middle-of-the-road comedy filmed in Oregon. Three women scheme to pull off a heist.

At one point Jane Curtin strips to distract the crowd while the other two siphon off some money from a shopping mall promotional gimmick. I don’t know who did Curtin’s body doubling. Donna Garrett is the only woman listed as a stunt performer.


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Jane herself did appear in a bra.


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The good news, I guess, is that this nip-slip provided the only nudity in Susan Saint James’s career, and that’s no body double.


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The videos are here

The entire film is online for free on TUBI

Claire Duburcq topless in L’Amour de Jade (2024 short)

Scoop, December 17, 2025 (4:50 pm) ... no comments.

Shot on Super 8, presented in the unusual aspect ratio of 1966×1440, this 17-minute French film from Hubert Girard is virtually unknown. It does not appear on Claire’s IMDb page.

Jade and Lyam are two fugitives. Through the snow-covered mountains, they try to outrun their pursuers. During the few days of freedom that will inevitably lead to their downfall, their feelings for each other begin to surface. While Jade is increasingly drawn to Lyam, he seems obsessed with a photograph of a woman that he keeps carefully hidden in his clothes.


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