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How to look tall? Stand next to Ariel Winter

Scoop, September 6, 2025 (2:06 pm)September 6, 2025 (2:10 pm) ... 1 comment.

You would think Francesca Noel must be a giantess. She towers over Ariel, although Ariel is wearing about four-inch heels on a two-inch platform.


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In the real world, Francesca is only 5’7″! Ariel is listed at 5’1″. (I suppose Francesca is also wearing extreme heels, but her feet are not visible.)

Ya gotta love the pic of Ariel holding hands with Paul “Big Show” Wight.

Anyway, the real point of this post, given the lack of nudity, is that Ariel looks absolutely fantastic. With the weight loss and the breast reduction and her fitness routine, she is really looking hot at 27. This is the time to do a nude scene!

Valeria Golino – still naked after all these years – in Fuori (2025)

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (4:27 pm)September 6, 2025 (1:18 pm) ... 7 comments.

Italian drama. AKA Outside.

A writer ends up in prison for a crazy and unexpected act, where she meets with some young inmates. Once out, the writer and the other women maintain their friendship, an authentic bond that no one else will be able to understand.

This is, more or less, a true story. It’s about incidents in the life of the Italian author and actress Goliarda Sapienza, whose life and whose family deserve to get a complete biography and a mini-series. (See her Wikipedia page for details.) Fuori is adapted most directly from “L’università di Rebibbia,” an account of her time in prison, and “Le Certezze del dubbio,” in which she described the transition from prison to life outside for some women she met in Rebibbia Prison.

(I suppose it’s always my job to inject a note of reality into the myth-making. Sapienza spent all of five days behind bars, despite the fact that she had committed a robbery! If an obscure poor person had done this, it might have meant a long imprisonment. If Amanda Knox had done this, she’d probably still be breaking rocks in the prison yard.)

Sapienza was on the fringes of fame during her life, but she achieved posthumous acclaim for her novel “L’arte della gioia,” which was recently adapted into a mini-series on Sky Atlantic. Valeria Golino, who plays Sapienza in Fuori, was the co-director and one of the writers for that series, which featured quite a bit of nudity. (That link also includes a lot of info about the series and the source novel.)

Valeria Golino turns 60 next month, but she’s showing the young ‘uns how to do it!


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Also topless in the film, for much too short a time in my opinion, is the beautiful Matilda de Angelis.


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And for good measure, the two women were topless together as well


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All videos here


To see much more of Matilda de Angelis (a personal favorite), go here

Charlotte Lawrence knows how to dress for a night on the town

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (3:11 pm)September 5, 2025 (3:12 pm) ... 1 comment.

ELLE UK and Fendi co-sponsored “Women in Music 2025” at an intimate dinner at Chez Margaux in New York City at the end of May.

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Full gallery. (Charlotte and others.)

Russian model Daria Konolova knows how to dress for a Paris evening

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (2:58 pm)September 5, 2025 (3:35 pm) ... 1 comment.


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She also wore the same outfit during the day, and in Ibiza! Full gallery

Charli XCX see-thru in Toronto

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (2:44 pm) ... no comments.

Charli XCX braless and showing nipples in a see-through dress as she attends the premiere of Erupcja at the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival!

Sample:


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Dexter:Resurrection snuck a very tiny bit of Emily Kimball nudity into the season finale

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (5:01 am)September 6, 2025 (12:51 pm) ... 3 comments.

(s1e10)


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Hermione Corfield and Lauren McQueen naked in episode 6 of Outlander: Blood of My Blood

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (4:10 am)September 5, 2025 (5:43 pm) ... 1 comment.

This show kept up its perfect record of presenting some nudity in every episode.

From the comments:

The first pic is from a scene where Hermione Corfield takes her clothes off and is pregnant. The last 3 pics are from a scene where Hermione is on top of her partner and then when they roll over, it morphs into Lauren McQueen. This is why I don’t watch time travel things. They hurt my brain.

Hermione Corfield

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Lauren McQueen

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Emma Corrin knows how to dress for a stroll in the city

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (3:46 am)September 5, 2025 (3:47 am) ... 2 comments.


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The one on the left is HD and is well worth a closer look.

From the mailbox: “Do you happen to have any VHS caps of Michelle Zeitlin in Dance Macabre”

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (2:52 am)September 8, 2025 (7:30 pm) ... 5 comments.

Would love to see an open matte of this if you have it

I have the captures that Vejiita did about 20 years ago. They are full screen, but not VHS. I think they must be open matte, not only because of the aspect ratio, but because of this direct comparison to the widescreen version.


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Here is Vejiita’s complete collection:


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Vejiita’s comments:

The movie is about a Russian dancer who gets involved with an American, played by Robert “Freddy Kruger” Englund, and they have a mysterious accident where “she” ends up in a wheelchair. Years later she has an academy run by Englund’s character, where a spoiled rich girl (Michelle Zeitlin) is sent to learn some discipline. Soon after, people start to die and the secret behind the accident comes out in the end.

The spoiled rich girl in this movie is played by Michelle Zeitlin, who is actually not an actress. She works as a choreographer, but she got the part (I guess) because her character does some Flashdance-style dancing. That was good for us, because the part came with a couple of great nude scenes, and she has a nice body.

Scoop’s note: According to IMDb, she became a talent agent after her performing career.

And here are some Blu-Ray captures of the same moments:


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I don’t have a video of the full screen version, but I do have one from the Blu-Ray, and another one from the web with much better color.

Taylor Momsen oiled/painted up – in color this time

Scoop, September 5, 2025 (1:03 am) ... no comments.


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