The camera is so far away that you can’t tell what you’re looking at. You can’t even tell that it’s her.
But, for the record …
Maribel Verdu naked in El Beso del Sueño (1992)
Erotic thriller from Spain
The gorgeous Margot supports her aged father by seducing men on trains, slipping them a Mickey Finn (a beso de sueño) and robbing them of money and jewelry. One night her victim is a currency smuggler taking 100 million pesetas out of Spain. He’s being watched by a cop and by a burned-out alcoholic, Salvatierra, who does occasional jobs for a corrupt banker; they are quickly on Margot’s trail. The cop suspects Salvatierra of working with Margot, but Salvatierra has his own agenda. He becomes Margot’s protector; is it for his own good or for hers as well? And what are these feelings that develop between the two of them? Where will the money end up?
I didn’t really know about Maribel until I started the Fun House, so long ago, but she immediately became one of my favorites, and has remained so. One of the spookiest things about doing this site is that all of us have aged, but Maribel looks exactly the same now as she did when the site began. This film was made in 1992:
And here she is in 2025. Based on Maribel, I can’t figure out why Ponce de León was looking for the Fountain of Youth in Florida. It was obviously home in Spain all along.
Then again, I guess you can’t really do any decent conquistadorin’ in your home country.
“In planting this flag, I hereby claim for the King of Spain and the Lord Jesus Christ, this portion of my neighbor’s back yard.”
It just doesn’t work.
Random useless fact: Ponce de León was 4’11”.
15 Obvious Photos That Require No Clarification
I really enjoyed this list in general, but I especially like this one, which is more subtle than the others:
Malina Weissman done got her ownself growed up
You might remember Malina Weissman as the smart and pretty teen daughter in ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events.’ Well she is an adult now and she has an insane body. Check out some recent sexy photoshoots + bonus social media pics and videos
Scoop’s note: Gorgeous, but WAY too much clothing.
I can’t resist some expansive Salma Hayek cleavage
Salma Hayek showing big boob cleavage in a black dress as she attends the Kering Foundation’s Caring for Women dinner in New York City along with her husband.
She turns 60 on her next birthday. Amazing!
Apparently she is married to Daniel Craig’s father. Look at that dipshit. He looks like the engineers of the Hooterville Cannonball if they dressed up in their Sunday church duds. Maybe money can’t buy happiness, but it will absolutely get to you a higher level of female companionship. (Amazingly, he’s only four years older than Salma.)
Full gallery here
Rachel Sennott in a sheer top
I haven’t seen this one before. She looks great and it’s in hi-def
If you visit here regularly, you know that sheer tops are her thing.
Celi Crossland did some fake nudity in 28 Years Later
28 Years Later is part three of Danny Boyle’s post-apocalyptic saga begun in 28 Days Later. It has, in fact, been more than 20 years since the first film. Critics were impressed (88% at Rotten Tomatoes), and the box office has been sturdy ($70 million domestic, $150 million worldwide so far).
It’s been almost three decades since the rage virus escaped from a biological weapons laboratory. Still living in a ruthlessly enforced quarantine, some have found ways to exist amid the infected. One such group of survivors lives on a small island connected to the mainland by a single, heavily defended causeway. When one of them decides to venture into the dark heart of the mainland, he soon discovers a mutation that has spread to not only the infected, but other survivors as well.
Celi and some others are naked, in theory, but she’s wearing prosthetic breasts and, in the second scene, gives birth through CGI
There’s not much sense in capturing any stills. It’s stuff like this:
But here are the film clips if you’re curious.
Natalia Verbeke topless in episode 6 of Billionaire’s Bunker
This is a new Netflix series from Spain. Original title: El refugio atómico
Imagine that World War III is about to break out and a group of billionaires takes refuge in a luxury bunker: Kimera Underground Park. Through screens, they’ll watch the bewildering spectacle of the world they knew collapsing above their heads. As the situation outside becomes increasingly terrifying, they’ll enjoy an underground city with basketball court, restaurant, zen garden, cocktail bar, psychologist’s couch, gym and spa. Their ancient privilege will be reduced to a life adapted to a luxurious hole, an underground universe full of enigmas where a wound from the past will explode between two conflicting families.
There are quite a few sexy situations in the series, but almost no nudity.
