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A new bikini photoshoot from Rachel Pizzolato

Scoop, October 23, 2025 (2:36 am) ... no comments.

Rachel Pizzolato doing a bikini photo shoot with an ice cream bar at Venice Beach in LA!

Mia Goth with a slight see-thru at the Frankenstein premiere

Scoop, October 23, 2025 (1:58 am) ... no comments.


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Elle Fanning see-thru at a swanky bullshit event

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (11:17 pm) ... no comments.

Elle Fanning was braless in a sheer dress at the Armani party at Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, and my invitation was again lost in the mail.

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The White House is lookin’ great!

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (2:57 pm)October 23, 2025 (2:42 am) ... 67 comments.

It’s time to play “White House or Ukraine?” Can you tell which is which?


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It (the ballroom) won’t interfere with the existing building. It will be near it, but not touching it,

Donald J. Trump, July 31, 2025

“Nothing will be torn down”

Karoline Leavitt, July 31, 2025

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While specific length and width dimensions are not publicly available, the alleged 90,000-square-foot total area of the new building will dwarf the main White House residence, which is 55,000 square feet. The ballroom floor area of the building is reputed to be about 25,000 square feet. Even that is greater than the footprint of the entire original portion of the White House, which covers an area of about 15,000 sq.ft. (168×85)

E-Rat seems to understand the point of Instagram

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (2:31 pm) ... 4 comments.

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Sarah Paulson – transparent top

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (1:51 pm) ... 2 comments.

Sarah Paulson nipple slip in a semi-sheer outfit while she is posing on the red carpet at the All’s Fair premiere in Paris!

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Magdalena Ołdziejewska topless in U Pana Boga w Królowym Moście (e8)

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (12:52 am)October 23, 2025 (4:02 pm) ... 1 comment.

Polish comedy series

An archaeology student discovers a document that grants the Royal Bridge, a small town in eastern Poland, the right to sovereignty, which leads to a lot of funny events.

For those who find her name too short and punchy, she also performs as Magdalena Dąbrowska-Ołdziejewska.

Man, they must have some extra-wide spaces on the signature line of checks in Poland.

I had an uncle named Jan Stec. (Pronounced Yahn Stets – two syllables.) He was deported from Poland for having too short a name.

(That’s the name of a real uncle. For the benefit of the those who need the “contains peanuts” label on peanut butter, the deportation story is not true. He left Poland for the same reason that most of our ancestors left their original countries – because they were either poor, tired and huddled people yearning to breathe free, or sniveling cowards afraid of being conscripted. As my dad often pointed out, our family boasted a proud history of survival through cowardice. When living in an area between Russia and Germany, running away to America was always a wise choice.)


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Olivia Ponton is pretty good at Instagram

Scoop, October 22, 2025 (12:19 am)October 22, 2025 (12:19 am) ... no comments.


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Miley Cyrus naked in the French edition of Vogue, November 2025

Scoop, October 21, 2025 (12:42 pm) ... 11 comments.


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Charlotte Lawrence see-thru selfie

Scoop, October 21, 2025 (6:42 am) ... 1 comment.

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